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The Reds’ bullpen is eating-your-seed-corn desperate for some quality innings and wouldn’t you know it their last good hog caught the fever.
The Reds will place RHP Tejay Antone on the IL later today. The hope is that it's just the minimum. With all the issues with the team's bullpen, this really doesn't help.
— C. Trent Rosecrans (@ctrent) June 11, 2021
I like a good cuss. “Shit” is a personal favorite. As cuss words go, shit is a five-tool swear. It can hit for power, it is really versatile and reliable. But with my kids hanging around all the time now I’ve had to exercise restraint with the profanities. You know, because of society. I may not be able to function among others of my species, but I still feel a faint obligation to try to make my spawn presentable.
Anyway here’s a not-exhaustive list of the PG things I muttered in the moments after I read the news that Tejay Antone is heading to the IL:
son of brother’s busted brunch buffet budget
kick my bucket like an out-of-date Carrabba’s gift card
I don’t believe this horse noise
crud snugglers
ol dirty tractors
Bob can kiss my dishwasher
these joshwagons don’t stand a chance now that’s for sure
crack my basket and start the picnic
when is Hunter fucking Greene getting here