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It’s day forty-something in this here time warp, and can after can of beans is beginning to get a bit old. So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past...
Back when I was young, there was a book series called The Stupids about a family whose actions you could only describe as routinely stupid. Amazon tells me that four of them are available for purchase, though I can assure you your need for their delivery is decidedly not essential.
This is how they slept:
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Pretty stupid if you ask me.
Perhaps the only things stupider than The Stupids are a) that they eventually made a movie about it starring Tom Arnold and b) the entirety of year 2020.
What else is stupiding you today?