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Farmers Only: Sometimes Baseball Is The Worst

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Like it just rips your heart from your chest.

Cincinnati Reds v Colorado Rockies Photo by Dustin Bradford/Getty Images

Brandon Larson Honorary Star Of The Night

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Louisville Bats 1, Pawtucket Red Sox 5

Keury “Hella” Mella was just fine. He gave up two earned runs over six innings on six hits, one walk, while striking out four. Joel “Slyde” Kuhnel struck out two in a scoreless inning. Aristides “Heiress Titties” Aquino went 2 for 3 with a solo ding dong and a walk. That’s it. Boring, really.

Chattanooga Lookouts 0, Biloxi Shuckers 8 (F/7)

So, the Lookouts got one hit in this one. Yeah. Scott “Butt” Moss got trounced. He allowed five earned runs over 4.1 innings on 10 hits, one walk, while striking out seven. I guess part of that is good. Cory Thompson got shelled. Jose Siri had the lone hit.

Chattanooga Lookouts 1, Biloxi Shuckers 4 (F/7)

So, the Lookouts played two. I have to apologized because they played two yesterday as well, but I didn’t notice it. I didn’t notice it because the box score and schedule format for the new MiLB site interface is complete bunk. I almost missed this one too. Wyatt “Derp” Srtrahan took the start and gave up three earned runs in three innings. He gave up four hits, no walks, while striking out one. Ryan “Busta” Nutof struck out two in a scoreless inning, and Ty “Popping” Boyles pitched a clean inning. Taylor Trammell doubled, and Gavin LaValley knocked in the one run with a solo homer.

Daytona Tortugas 3, Jupiter Hammerheads 5 (F/10)

Connor “Ice” Curlis gave up only an earned run in four innings on five hits, two walks, while striking out five. John “Ghoul” Ghyzel struck out two in two scoreless innings of relief, and Aneurys “Silent Killer” Zabala pitched a scoreless ninth inning. Yon “Bon Bon” Mendoza went 2 for 4 with a double and a walk. Hendrik “The Mighty” Clementina went 2 for 4 with a run scored, and The Bruce Yari went 2 for 5.

Dayton had the night off, which I tripled checked because of this crap format.

Billings Mustangs 7, Grand Junction Rockies 8

Carlos Carreno gave up four earned runs over 3.2 innings. He allowed five hits, walking three, and striking out only one. Ryan “Sand” Dunne struck out four in three innings of relief in which he did not give up an earned run. Cash “Money” Case hit a grand slam. Nate Scantlin went 2 for 4 with a triple and two runs scored, and Renyn “Down In Africa” Reyes went 2 for 4.

Greeneville Reds 2, Kingsport Mets 11

Patrick “Cujo” Raby struck out one in 1.1 innings of clean relief. Garrett “Wooly” Wolforth went 2 for 4 with a double. I mean, just look at that score, I’m not talking about the rest.