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MLB: Spring Training-Cincinnati Reds at Los Angeles Angels Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports

Louisville Bats 3, Syracuse Mets 12

Barf. Vladimir “Saggy Gloots” Gutierrez had a real bad one and has been pitching horribly this year. Maybe he’s hurt? He’s hurt. He gave up nine earned runs over four innings on nine hits, one walk, while striking out five. There’s another five in there. Yeah, five dingers allowed. Matt “Archer” Bowman pitched 1.1 scoreless with two strikeouts and Cody “Rec Spec” Reed pitched a clean eighth. Nick “Bong Rip” Longhi continues to smash the ball. He entered the game late but hit a solo dinger. Juan Graterol went 2 for 3 with a walk, and Scott Schebler went 1 for 3 with a RBI and a walk.

TBD is on the mound at 7:05 PM ET.

Chattanooga 0, Biloxi Shuckers 4

Double Barf. Scott “Boss” Moss gave up two earned runs in five innings on five hits, five walks, while striking out two. He walked on the wild side but didn’t get super burnt. Aaron Fossas “Your Teeth” pitched a clean eighth. Alfredo “Pasta Rod” Rodriguez went 2 for 4. The rest was barf barf.

TBD is on the mound at 7:35 PM.

Daytona Tortugas 1, Charlotte Stone Crabs 3

Only a minor barf. Austin “1984” Orewiler gave up two earned runs over five innings on three hits, three walks, and a strikeout. Julio “Little” Pinto pitched a clean inning. Yon “Bon Bon” Mendoza went 3 for 4. Stuart “Little” Fairchild went 2 for 4 with a double and a RBI.

TBD is on the mound at 6:30 PM ET.

Dayton Dragons 2, South Bend Cubs 7

Barf. James Marinan wasn’t great. He gave up four runs, three earned, in 4.2 innings. This all happened on seven hits, two walks, and four strikeouts. Mariel Bautista went 2 for 4 while double in a run, Juan Martinez singled, walked twice, and scored, and Shard “Shart” Munroe singled and walked twice.

Lyon Richardson is on the mound at 7:35 PM ET.