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Welcome to SB Nation FanPulse, a survey of fans across MLB! Each week, we send 30 polls to plugged-in fans from each team! Reds fans, sign up HERE to join FanPulse!
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This week’s FanPulse results do little to add to the greater FanPulse narrative we are attempting to create here. Plugged-in Reds fans remain just about as confident in the direction of the team as they have been for the first month of the season. 60-70% of plugged-in Reds fans have responded positively pretty much the entire season. That sounds about right!
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