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Reds fans respond with incremental positivity to David Bell acting like a red ass!

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As a plugged-in Reds fan and a straight white male of the American middle class, I respond positively when a man displays aggression in the face of adversity! David Bell has gotten the ol’ heave-ho twice now in the last two weeks and, being a respected social scientist who adheres to the rigorous standards of my craft, I can read the results of this week’s FanPulse and extrapolate that you, the plugged-in Reds fan, do too!

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