Happy Thanksgiving, Red Reporters!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

Many, many thanks from us here at RR for your continued following of this irreverent, semi-thought-provoking attempt at covering the Cincinnati Reds, both our favorite baseball team and yours. We strive daily to do our mid-level best to pass along the news of the day, provide a modicum of analysis when the coffee we drink sees fit, and to try to do so with as much tongue-in-cheek humor as we think you can stomach. Basically, we try to mimic what a SimCity 200 newspaper would write if they watched Baseball Tonight on mute everyday.

Honestly, though, we love you guys. We hope you’re enjoying your day, your weekend, jch’s dinner plate, and the laughs of those closest to you. We’re busy trying to do the same, while also keeping our fingers crossed that the ol’ Reds manage to pull off a few whoppers this offseason to make 2019 better than 2018, 2017, 2016, sigh, 2015, 2014, and all the other disappointing seasons we’ve slogged through in the past.

Cheers, gang. Gobble Gobble.