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Farmers Only Weekend Harvest: Jose Siri Dingers All Three Days

All of the sudden he has 9 on the year.

Friday

Louisville 2, Indianapolis 6

Robert “Treasure Island” Stephenson could have had a better game. He gave up 5 earned runs over 5.2 innings. He allowed 6 hits, 2 walks, 8 strikeout, and 3 home runs. “Call Me” Ismael Guillon struck out 2 over 2 scoreless innings. Darnell “Mike” Sweeney went 2 for 4 with a solo dinger.

Pensacola 1, Chattanooga 6

Keury “Hella” Mella has had better games. He pitched 5 innings of 5 run ball. He allowed 3 hits, 2 walks, and 4 strikeouts. Alex “Light Tower” Powers pitched a scoreless inning with 3 strikeouts, and Carlos “Cargo” Gonzalez with a strikeout over an inning. Gavin “LaDeep In” LaValley was 2 for 4 with a double and a solo wanger.

Daytona 3, Clearwater 8

Johnny “Crawfish” Crawford got the start and was just plain bad. He gave up 7 earned runs over 3.1 innings on 6 hits, 4 walks, and 1 strikeout. Jake “Paulie” Paulson struck out 5 over 2.2 scoreless, and Zack Weiss pitched a scoreless inning. Daniel “Too” Sweet was 2 for 4, and Luis “MVP” Gonzalez was 2 for 4 with a double.

Dayton 8, Lake County 3

Ty “Poppin’” Boyles was pretty dang outstanding Friday night. He did allow 2 earned runs (3 total) over 6 innings, but he also struck out 9 while allowing 5 hits and 1 walk. Carlos “Macho Man” Machorro struck out in 2 scoreless, and Lucas “Not Benintendi” Benenati with 2 strikeouts over a scoreless innings. Jose “Shut Up” Siri was 2 for 4 with a solo dinger and 2 runs scored, Taylor “TT” Trammell was 3 for 5 with a solo wanger, and Hector Vargas was 2 for 3 with a walk.

Billings 8, Helena 5

Aaron “Cool Name” Quillen gave up 4 earned runs (5 total) over 5 innings. He allowed 9 hits, no walks, and struck out 3. Moises “Alou” Nova struck out 4 in scoreless innings of relief, and Tyler “Margaritaville” Buffett picked up the save while striking out 1 over his scoreless inning. Montrell “Williams” Marshall was 2 for 4 with a double, RBI, and a walk, Leandro “Carlos” Santana was 2 for 5 with a solo dinger, Mitch “Mystery” Trees hit a 2 run wanger, and Carlos “Big River” Rivero was 2 for 4 with a RBI, run scored, and a walk.

Saturday

Louisville 2, Indianapolis 4 (F/7)

“Slippy” Sal Romano made some minor improvements in this one. He allowed 3 earned runs (4 total) over 6 innings with 8 hits, 1 walk, and 2 strikeouts. Jake “Puke Cannon” Buchanan pitched a scoreless inning of relief. Alex “Ain’t He Pretty” Blandino was 2 for 3 with 2 doubles. Tony Renda picked up the 2 RBI.

Louisville 8, Indianapolis 4 (F/7)

General Jackson Stephens put together a pretty good start. He pitched 5 innings and gave up 2 earned runs with 6 hits, 2 walks, and 6 strikeouts. Jimmy “Sherbet” Herget pitched a scoreless inning with a strikeout. Hernan “The Barbarian” Iribarren was 2 for 3 with a double, run scored, RBI, and a walk, and Sebastian “Lizard People” Elizalde was 3 for 3 with 2 runs scored, a double, triple, and a RBI. Alex “The Great” Blandino was 2 for 3 with a RBI and a run scored, and Zach “Soft J” Vincey was 2 for 3 with a double, run scored, and a RBI.

Pensacola 2, Chattanooga 3

Deck “Feck” McGuire was outstanding. He pitched 8 innings of shutout ball with 5 hits, no walks, and 6 strikeouts. Geoff Broussard gave up the 3 runs to blow it for the Wahoos. Josh “Man Eater” VanMeter was 2 for 5 with a run scored, Gabriel “Voice of God” Guerrero was 3 for 4 with a run scored, and Nick “Senzinnati” Senzel was 2 for 4. Gavin LaValley was responsible for driving in the 2 runs with a double.

Daytona 1, Clearwater 2

Mark “Strong Arms” Armstrong pitched decent enough. He gave up 2 earned runs over 5 innings with 4 hits, 3 walks, and 4 strikeouts. Austin “Big Brother” Orewiler struck out 2 over 1.2 scoreless innings, and Juan Martinez struck out 2 over 1.1 innings. Alfredo “Little Pasta” Rodriguez walked twice, James Vasquez was 1 for 3 with a walk, and Daniel “Way Too” Sweet walked thrice.

Dayton 2, Lake County 6

Wennington “Bennington” Romero also was somewhat decent. He did give up 3 earned runs over 5 innings while allowing 6 hits, 1 walk, striking out 6, and hitting 2 dingers. Joel “Dog Kennel” Kuhnel struck out 2 over an inning. Tyler “Kennesaw Mountain” Stephenson was 2 for 4 with 2 double, and Jose Siri was 1 for 4 with a 2 run dinger and a walk.

Billings 9, Helena 16

Max “Notell” Wotell was destroyed to the tun of 6 earned runs over an inning. Dauri “Maori” Moreta did strikeout the side in an inning of scoreless relief though. Miles “Commissioner” Gordon was 3 for 5 with a solo homer and 4 RBI, Stuart “Pretty Kid” Fairchild hit a solo dinger, and Leandro “Calrissian” Santana was 2 for 3 with a double and a 2-run wanger.

AZL Reds 7, AZL Indians 8

“Ricky” Ricardo Smith took the start and was roughed up. He allowed 4 earned runs (6 total) over 3 innings. He gave up 9 hits, 1 walk, and struck out 5. Isaac “Amnesty” Anesty struck out 2 over an inning, and so did Junior “Warren G.” Harding and Anderson “Delorean” DeLeon. Mariel Bautiasta was 3 for 4 with a run scored. Edwin “Juan” Yon was 1 for 4 with 2 RBI and a walk.

Sunday

Louisville 4, Indianapolis 2

Cody Reed started and did what he usually does, and that’s walk batters. Reed didn’t allow a run over 2 innings but did allow a hit, 3 walks, and struck out 3. Jimmy Herget and Kevin “Rusty” Shackelford both pitched a scoreless inning with a strikeout. Shackelford picked up his 11th save. Rob “Bob” Brantly was 2 for 4 with a RBI. Alex Blandino was 1 for 2 with a RBI and 2 walks.

Pensacola 0, Chattanooga 6 (F/7)

Jose “Porky” Lopez had better days. He gave up 4 earned runs over 5 innings with 9 hits, 4 walks, and 4 strikeouts on his line. Aristides “Horseshit” Aquino was 1 for 2 with a walk.

Pensacola 0, Chattanooga 6 (F/7)

Domingo “Ate Your” Tapia also has had better days. He gave up 4 earned runs over 3 innings. He allowed 6 hits, 2 walks, and struck out 3. Brennan “San” Bernardino pitched a scoreless inning of relief. The offense was bad.

Austin Ross will be on the mound at 6:15 PM CT.

Daytona 4, Clearwater 3

Vladimir “Putin” Gutierrez was better than he’s been recently. The Cuban product gave up an earned run (3 total) over 6 innings. He allowed 3 hits, walked 1, and struck out 3. Ryan “Jimi” Hendrix struck out 1 over 1 scoreless inning, Zack Weiss struck out 2 in an inning, and Tanner “Have You Ever Seen The” Rainey struck out 1 in his scoreless inning to pick up his 7th save. Blake “You Rang?” Butler was 2 for 4 with a walk, Daniel Sweet “Tooth” was 1 for 3 with a walk and a run scored, and TJ Friedl was 1 for 4 with 2 RBI.

TheBaldDandy will be on the mound at 7:05 PM ET.

Dayton 6, Lake County 15

Scott “SchMoss” Moss did strikeout 8 over 5 innings but also gave up 5 earned runs on 5 hits and a walk. All the runs came in his final inning of relief. You can figure out due to the score how awful the bullpen was. Jose “Cuervo” Siri hit another solo dinger, but the big game was had by Michael Beltre. Michael “Three Belts” Beltre was 3 for 4 with 2 double, a RBI, and 2 runs scored.

Tony Santillan will be on the mound at 7:00 PM ET.

Billings 5, Helena 2

Jhon “Jay-Hon” De Jesus gave up an earned run over 5 innings. He allowed 4 hits, 3 walks, and struck out 5. Luis Alecis struck out 2 over 2 earned scoreless innings, and Alfredo “Meanie” Mena struck out 3 over 2 innings. Satchel “Fanny Pack” McElroy was 2 for 5 with a run scored, Francis “Arizona” Azcona was 3 for 5 with a solo homer and 2 RBI, and Pabel “Pablo” Manzanero was 3 for 4 with a solo ding dong.

Tyler Mondile is on the mound at 7:05 PM MT.

AZL Reds 18, AZL Indians 4

You gotta love the Arizona Rookie League. You get bonkers scores, and there are errors everywhere. Both teams in this one had three errors, and you can bet there will be some ridiculous stat lines. Rookie “Of The Year” Davis took a rehab start and gave up an earned run (2 total) over 3.2 innings. He allowed a 3 hits, a walk, and struck out 4. I don’t quite remember what he’s rehabbing from, but it’s nice to see him back on the mound. Francis “Underwood” Jones took over after that and pitched 4.1 wonderful innings with 4 strikeouts. Alejandro “Alex Paul” Paulino was 2 for 4 with 2 doubles and 2 runs scored, Cash “Money Box” Case was 3 for 6 with a double, run scored, and a RBI, Raul “Murder Town” Juarez was 3 for 5 with a RBI and a run scored, Reshard “Munster” Munroe was 3 for 4 with 3 runs scored and a walk, Raul “Lighting Bolts From His Arse” Wallace was 3 for 4 with a run scored and a RBI, and Juan Martinez was 2 for 4 with 3 runs scored, a double, 3 RBI, and walk. Takes a really deep breath.

The AZL Reds have tonight off.