This Week in JPEGs

Things have been pretty weird here at the TWiJPEGs offices. About a month ago, my architect friend, my actor friend, and I found an infant girl on our doorstep. Being three exceptionally handsome and witty fellas, we obviously had no clue how to take care of her, so the whole thing was hilarious. Then there was a drug deal, and then a heart-warming scene where we all take care of the baby.

Somehow, this stupid thing made nearly $200 million.

Anyway, I’m back with some JPEGs for you. They aren’t all from the last week, but you probably don’t care.

Scooter Dingers

Obviously, the coolest thing to happen this entire season was when Scooter jammed four wangoes in one game. I really don’t have anything else to say about it. It was so cool.

Westward? No!

The Reds went out west for six games in California. They lost the first three in Los Angeles and also lost the last three in San Diego. They began the trip just one game under the .500 mark, but then they shit the bed.

Scott Schebler’s Jay Bruce Mask

I swear, every time I look at Scott Schebler I’m convinced he is wearing a Jay Bruce mask. He is currently hitting .256/.326/.549, which is Jay Bruce’s middle name.

Of course, Schebler would probably be well served to wear an actual Jay Bruce mask. He’s a fine looking young man in his own right, but he is nowhere near as affable and handsome as Jay.

And I’m fully aware of how unsettling this particular JPEG is.

Have a good weekend!