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I Want Straily to Pitch Every Night, and Most Every Day Game vs This Bullpen, Black as the Pit from Pole to Pole

By Charlie Scrabbles
picture courtesy of me, you idiots

Long titles and dark motifs! Ace Straily is gone now, playing lead guitar for the Marlins. The bullpen doesn't look so bad anymore, but the despair persists because life is ultimately meaningless and fragile, like when your kid makes you a paper ring wreath in art class.

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