Micah Johnson is no longer with the Reds, as they tried to sneak him through waivers and he was claimed by the Giants. I don't know why, okay? He's not coming back now. Just finish your bean soup and then go play in your room. I don't know who is going to take you trick-or-treating now. Maybe your Aunt Glorence will get off work in time to take you. Maybe I'll see if I can switch shifts. Just play in your room now, okay?!