On to match 2, which features the first of many entries starring Joey Votto. Idiots might think he is not worth his contract, but at least he generates a good deal of value by inspiring me so.
Votto's Awe-Inspiring Hands commemorates the walk-off home run he hit against the Cardinals back at the beginning of June. Jay Bruce and Adam Duvall, Handsome All Stars celebrates the two well-coiffed outfielders' selections to the All Star team.
As always, vote for your favorite and make sure not to rig it or anything.