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Farmers Only: My Gumbs Are Bleeding

Murphy, please help me!

Louisville 1, Toledo 7

Amir "Fuck Basketball" Garrett had a rough go of it last night. He only pitched 0.2 innings.  He gave up 3 earned runs, walked 4, and only gave up a hit.  He didn't strikeout a batter, and to me it sounds like he wasn't feeling it and they just pulled him early.  Drew Hayes took over and only gave up a run (wasn't earned) over 3.1 innings.  He also struck out two, but the damage was done. JJ Hoover pitched 1.1 scoreless innings with a strikeout, and Matt "The Thrill" Magill pitched a solid inning with one strikeout. Kevin "Rusty" Shackleford also pitched a clean frame.  Juan Perez was 2 for 3.

Mystery Pitcher is on the mound at 7:05 PM EST.

Pensacola 2, Mississippi 10

This game was super close until the Braves ruined everyone's night by scoring 8 runs in the 14th inning.  Barrett "A little place called" Astin had a great start.  He threw down 2 earned runs over 5.2 innings while allowing 4 hits, 1 walk, and 6 strikeouts.  Able De Los Santos, Kyle McMyne, and Alejandro Chacin all had great outings.  Uncle Phil Ervin was 3 for 6 with a walk, Jeff "Peanut Butter" Gelalich went 3 for 7, and Brandon "Suck" Dixon went 2 for 6 with a walk.

Pensacola plans on kicking ass tonight with Tyler Mahle on the mound at 7:10 PM CT.

Daytona 3, Brevard County 4

I didn't realize Jose Lopez got a promotion, but apparently he did.  He was also super solid in what I'm thinking was his debut.  He pitched 6 innings while giving up 2 runs (only 1 earned) with 3 hits, 1 walk, and 5 strikeouts. Michael "SulliMonster" Sullivan pitched a personal scoreless inning with a strikeout. Angelo "Bleeding" Gumbs "Murphy" was 3 for 3 with a double and 2 walks.  I know he seems like an organizational filler type, but I don't know what else he can do to get bumped up to AA.  He's also a former 2nd round pick and is only 23.  Shed " I love my bed" Long was 2 for 4 with a RBI and a walk. Brian "Beef Cakes" O'Grady also hit a solo dinger and walked.

Mystery Pitcher is slinging baseballs tonight at 7:00 PM EST.

Dayton 2, West Michigan 9

Damn, Dayton is bad. Tanner "Sad" Rainey got roughed up and I don't even wanna type about it.  He gave up lots of runs.  Manny "That" Aybar did pitch 2 scoreless while striking out 2.  Shane "Still Can't Spell It" Mardirosian was 2 for 4.  Daniel "Too" Sweet also hit a solo dinger.

Alex Webb is pitching tonight at 7:00 PM EST.

Billings 4, Ogden 2

Scott "Tangled" Moss was quite solid.  He pitched 5 innings and only gave up 1 earned run.  He allowed 3 hits, 2 walks, and struck out 2.  Patrick "Let's Get" Riehl and Jesse "Clutch" Stallings both pitched an inning while not giving up a run and recording a strikeout.  Satchel "Paige" McElroy, Jose "Suck It' Siri, and Alejo "Aloha" Lopez were all 2 for 4.

Ian Kahaloa will pitch tonight at 7:05 PM MT.  He's really good.

Baby Reds 3, Baby Brewers 2

Wennington "Winnington" Romero was pretty good with a 4.0 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 5K kinda line.  I'll take it. Dauri "Finding Dori" Moreta pitched 2 scoreless with 5 K, Connor Bennett pitched 2 scoreless with 4 K, and Carlos "Macho Man" Machorro picked up the save with a scoreless 9th while striking out 2.  Michael "Don't Touch My Head" Beltre was 1 for 2 with 2 walks.

The Baby Reds play tonight, but no one will notice and no one cares.