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Louisville Bats
Rookie "Of The Year" Davis wasn't missing many bats in this start. He gave up 3 earned runs over 4 innings while allowing 7 hits, 1 walk, and striking out 3. Drew "Rutherford B." Hayes pitched 2 scoreless with 3 strikeouts, Dayan "DayMan" Diaz pitched a scoreless inning, and Stephen Johnson picked up the save, though, he walked 3. Seth Mejias-Band was 3 for 6 with a double, walk, and 2 RBI. Uncle Jesse Winker was 1 for 5 with a RBI and 2 walks. Hernan "The Barbarian" Iribarren was 2 for 3 with 2 RBI and a walk, Chris "Berzerk" Berset was 3 for 6 with a RBI, and Beau "Drum Solo" Amaral, Jose Peraza (2 walks), and Kyle Waldrop all had 2 hit games.
Robert "Big Bob" Stephenson was solid in his start. He pitched 6 innings and gave up 2 runs on 9 hits, 0 walks, and struck out 5. Dayan Diaz pitched a scoreless inning with 2 strikeouts. Beau "Fuck Me Like An" Amaral was 3 for 4 with a triple, 2 runs scored, and a walk. Bryson "Tyson Chicken" Smith was 2 for 5 with 2 RBI. Hernan Iribarren had a hit and 2 walks, and Seth Mejias-Brean also walked twice.
Alfredo"Rapist" Simon took a rehab start and gave up a run over 3 innings, but that guy can just go straight up fuck himself. The Reds even giving him innings in the minors is fucking embarrassing. Daniel Wright took over and gave up 3 runs over 6 innings. He allowed 8 hits, 2 walks, and struck out 3. The Three Brean Salad keeps putting up solid numbers with a 3 for 5 day. He had a double and 2 RBI. Hernan "The Conqueror" Iribarren was 2 for 5 with 2 RBI. He's hitting .316 and has constantly been the offensive presence for the Bats. A couple other people had multi-hit games, but you can read about it if you want in the box score.
Mystery Pitcher is on the mound at 7:05 PM EST.
Pensacola Blue Wahoos
Tyler "Good Golly Miss" Mahle pitched 2 scoreless innings with 3 strikeouts in Game 1 of a double header. Evan Mitchell pitched 1.2 scoreless, and Kyle "A Double" MyMyne "With Cheese" pitched 2 scoreless with a strikeout to pick up the save. Sebastian "Bach" Elizalde was 2 for 5 with 2 RBI, and Zach "Soft J" Vincej was 2 for 4 with a double. Chad Wallach got on base twice via the walk.
Jackson "Mississippi" Stephens was freaking amazing in this start. He got the complete game shutout with 7 innings pitched, 5 hits, 0 walks, and he struck out 10. Dude, is looking pretty awesome. Alex "Hambino" Blandino was 3 for 4 with a double, and Sebastian Elizalde was 2 for 4 with a RBI. Kyle Skipworth provided the power with a 2 run dinger in the 4th. He had 3 RBI overall on the day.
Sweaty Sal Romano was decent on Saturday. He gave up 2 earned runs over 6.1 innings while allowing 6 hits, 3 walks, and striking out 3. Nick Routt pitched a scoreless inning with a strikeout, and Alejandro Chacin picked up his 23rd save in the 9th and struck out 1. Phillip "Phlervin" Ervin hit a solo dinger, and Chad "Walla Walla" Wallach hit a 3 run big fly. The rest of the offense was pretty stagnate, though Eric "Juggs" Jagielo walked twice.
Naughty Nick Travieso had a rough go of it. He allowed 4 earned runs over 5 innings. 6 hits were given up with 2 walks and a strikeout. Jacob "Scritch Scratch" Ehret, Nick Routt, and Kyle "McNugget" McMyne all pitched a scoreless inning with a strikeout. Alex Blandino went 2 for 3 with a RBI and a walk. Jeff "Peanut Butter" Gelalich was 3 for 5 with a double, 2 triples, and 2 RBI. Zach Vinceh was another leader on a killer offensive night by the Wahoos with a 3 for 5, double, and 2 RBI gig.
Tyler Mahle pitches tonight at 6:30 PM CT
Daytona Tortugas
Keury "Hella" Mella was pretty solid in his start on Friday. He allowed 2 earned runs over 6 innings. He gave up 5 hits, 2 walks, and struck out 7. Alex "Light Tower" Powers pitched a scoreless inning with a strikeout, and Ariel Hernandez picked up his 3rd save while striking out 1 over 2 innings. Shed "Blockers" hit a solo dinger and had 2 RBI on a 2 for 4 night, and Aristides "Horeshit" Aquino was 2 for 4 with 2 homers and 3 RBI. He has 18 home runs on the year.
Seth Varner had a rough go of it. He gave up 7 earned runs over 6.2 innings. 10 hits were allowed with 1 walk and 5 strikeouts. Nolan Becker pitched in relief and was not good. Juan "Hungry Like A Wolf" Duran was 2 for 4 with a double, and Garrett "Tupper" Boulware was 2 for 4 with a double and a RBI.
Tejay "Mr. Teejaay" Antone was ok. He gave up 3 earned runs over 6 innings. 10 hits were allowed with no walks and 5 strikeouts. Brennan "Boesch" Bernardino pitched 1.1 scoreless with 2 strikeouts, and Juan Martinez pitched 1.2 scoreless with 2 strikeouts. Blarke "Brohan" Trahan was 2 for 4 with a walk and 2 runs scored, Shed "Get Outta My Bed" Long was 1 for 3 with a triple, 3 RBI, and a walk, and Aristides "Heiress Grand Slam Titties" Aquino hit an obvious Grand Slam and walked. Again, that was now his 19th homer on the season. Couple other guys hit well, but I'm done.
Mystery Pitcher is on the mound at 7:05 PM EST.
Dayton Dragons
Ew. Gross. Ew. Tony Santillan was roughed up for 5 runs over 4.2 innings. He gave up 6 hits, 4 walks, and struck out 6. Sarkis "Shark Kiss" Ohanian pitched a scoreless inning with a strikeout. Nick Senzel kept hitting with a 2 for 4 game, and Shane Mardirosian was 2 for 4. The lone run was scored when Tyler Stephenson bat flipped a solo shot in the 7th inning. He also walked.
Yes. Awesome. Yes. Ty "Poppin'" Boyles pitched 5.2 scoreless innings while alowing 3 hits, 3 walks, and striking out 3. Manny Aybar struck out 5 over 2.1 scoreless, and Braulio "Brolio" Ortiz pitched 1 scoreless with a strikeout. Go home Nick Senzel, you're drunk. Senzinnati went 3 for 5 with 3 doubles and 2 RBI, and as of Saturday, 21 of his 45 hits have been extra base hits. Luis Gonzalez was 2 for 5 with a RBI, Chris "Annie" Okey was 2 for 5 with a double, James Vasquez was 2 for 5 with a RBI, Brantley "Ring My" Bell was 1 for 2 with 2 walks, and Josciel Veras was 2 for 4 with a 3 run wanger and 4 RBI total.
Jesus "Porky" Reyes was bad. He gave up 5 ER in 5 innings though he did strikeout 6. Jacob "Constantinople" Constante pitched 2 scoreless, and Ryen "Guitar Solo" Hendrix pitched 3 scoreless with a strikeout. Daniel Sweet was 2 for 4 with a double and a walk. Josciel "Joseph?" Veras was 2 for 4 with a double, solo dinger, and 2 RBI.
Austin Orewiler pitches tonight at 7:00 PM EST
Billings Mustangs
The starting pitching was bad. Zach Correll came into the game with only 1 out retired in the first and pitched another 4.2 innings while only allowing 1 run. He gave up 1 hits, 0 walks, and struck out 6. Andy "Flaccid" Cox pitched 2 scoreless with 2 strikeouts, and Joel "Slyde" Kuhnel pitched 1.2 scoreless with a strikeout. John Sansone hit a solo dinger, Alejo "Aloha" Lopez was 2 for 3 with a walk, Hector Vargas was 3 for 4 with a double and a RBI, and Cassidy "Butch" Brown was 2 for 4 with 3 RBI.
The Pioneer League is so weird. Alfredo "Penne" Mena pitched 3 scoreless with 4 strikeouts, and Keenan "And Kel" Kish pitched 1 scoreless with 1 strikeout. Michael Beltre was 4 for 5 with a double, 2 RBI, and a walk. Mitch Trees hit a 2 run dinger and walked twice. There were a lot of hits in this one. Take a gander over at the box score for more.
When you see this kind of score you just wanna lay down and die. Junior "The Young" Arias pitched a scoreless inning with a strikeout, and Jesse Stalling did the same thing. Ty "Wankmeyer" Blankmeyer was 3 for 5 with a RBI, and Montrell "Williams" Marshall was 1 for 3 with a double, RBI, and 2 walks.
Baby Reds
The Baby Reds were off on Friday.
There were 7 guys that pitched in this game, so I'm just gonna tell you who pitched the best. Only one run was scored, but a lot of the lines were kind of mediocre. Dauri "Finding Dory" Moreta was not mediocre, though. He struck out the side in the 9th to pick up his 2nd save. Raul "Mondesi Rusty" Wallace was 3 for 4 with a double, "Ralph" Nadir Ljatifi was 2 for 4, and Bruce Yari was 2 for 4 with 2 RBI.
Kiss my ass. Read the box score.