Alfredo Simon got the start in a rehab stint for Louisville, but, you know... fuck that guy. I hate to put that in the lede but I have no interest in Alfredo Simon, and I don’t think you do either.
AJ “Phillip” Morris I do care about, mildly, and he went 1 inning, allowing 2 hits, 1 earned and 1 walk. Daniel “So” Wright “It has to be Wrong” allowed 6 hits but only 1 run and 1 walk with 2 strike outs in 4.2 innings. Wandy “Not Rodriguez thank goodness” Peralta allowed only a hit in 1.1 innings of work.
Beau “Jackson” Amaral collected 3 hits in this one, though somehow batted no one in nor scored a run himself... Jose Peraza had an RBI on a hit and a walk, while Uncle Jesse Winker had a hit, a walk, and a run scored just like Joey taught him.
Up Next: Rookie “Of the Year” Davis takes his twenty point barf Triple AAA ERA into Charlotte at 7.05pm EDT.
Pensacola Blue Wahoos...
were off tonight, like the bums need rest or something? Pick up your minor league checks and play some damn baseball, won’tcha gawd.
Up Next: Tyler Mahle will take the mound against Tennessee at 7:30pm EDT.
“Jonathan Crawford”, if that’s even his real name, got the start for the Baby Turtles. He wasn’t great, giving up 5 hits, 4 run (3 earned), walking 2 and striking out 1. Not bad for someone who doesn’t actually exist, when you really think about it. “The Shelby Sensation” Alex Powers went 1.2 innings, allowing only 1 hit and 1 walk, striking out 1. Ariel “Merman” Hernandez struck out 3 in a flawless 2 innings to lock down the save.
Balakay Blake Trahan did some work in this 7 inning game, smacking 2 doubles for 2 RBIs and scoring 2 runs. Shedrick “Don” Long had 2 hits and an RBI, while Brian “Beef” O’Grady walked twice.
Up Next: Funny you should mention it.
Michael Sullivan(?) is a person whose name I don’t recognize, but he got the start for the Torgs in Game 2. He wasn’t good, giving up 5 hits and 4 runs, walking 2 while striking out 4 in 3 innings pitched. Nolan “John” Becker went 2 innings, allowing only a hit and striking out 1. Juan Martinez gave up 2 more runs and walked 1 in 1 bad inning, while Brennan “Sarnt” Bernardino gave up a run and 2 hits in 1 inning of work.
The Tortugas offense did a whole bunch of nothing. Seriously there’s nothing here to really tell you about. Gavin LaValley had an RBI I guess?
Up Next: Jose “Jorge” Lopez will go tomorrow in ANOTHER game one for Daytona at 5:05pm EDT.
were off as well.
Up Next: Alex “Spider” Webb will take on the South Bend Cubs at 7:00pm EDT.
Ian Kahaloa went 5 full for the ‘Stangs, allowing only a single run on 4 hits and 2 walks, striking out 4. Alfredo “Not Simon” Mena, Jake “Jack” Johnson, Aaron Quillen, and Soid Marquez all pitched one inning a piece, allowed a hit and nothing else.
TJ Friedl had another hit (only 1, he lowered his AVG to .500) and scored a run. Jose “iPhone” Siri smacked a 2 run dinger, Taylor Trammell doubled and walked, while Gabriel Ovalle turned in a 3 hit, 2 RBI night as part of the win.
Up Next: The Mustangs will take a break on Thursday.
AZL Brewers 1, AZL Reds 0, Storms 100
The Baby Reds and Baby Brewers game was suspended in the 2nd inning due to lightning and storms and bad weather.
Up Next: Someone will do something against the AZL ARI DBACKS at 10:00pm EDT.