Oh hey look the Bats lost again everyone is so surprised........
Anyway, part time Major League pitcher David "Mongo" Holmberg started this one and well, he's not fooling many AAA hitters, either. HolmSlice went 5 IP with 5 hits, 3 earned, 2 walks, a holmdinger allowed, and 3 strike outs. Tony Cingrani pitched 1 inning thereafter, allowing only 1 hit and inducing 3 strike outs because who the hell knows, Jimmy "Get A Brain" Moran pitched an inning with a strike out and Brennan "Shark?" Bernardino pitched an inning with 3 hits and an earned run. Get outta here, Bernard! Juan Silva notched 2 hits for the bats, with the only RBI in the form of a Juan Bomb. The rest of the Bats were not good.
Up Next: Josh "Yawn" Smith will throw baseballs at the Mud Hens at 6:30 EDT.
Jake "His Name Was AWESOME" Paulson (Awesome Paulson would be great... be good Jake) hurled 8 innings for the Dragons giving up 5 hits and only 1 earned with 3 strike outs and a walk. Jacob "Hank" Moody finished the 1 inning with a walk and nothing else. The Dragons offense busted open for 15 hits, led by Paul Kronenfled on a 3-5, 2 runs scored night. Gavin "Down In" LaValley went 2-5 with a double and 3 RBI, and Narciso "Nasty" Crook busted out a 2-5 night that featured a triple and 5 RBI. Have a trophy, Nasty Crook.
Up Next: Ty "Gross" Boyles will do things against South Bend at 7:05 EDT.
The other teams that didn't play tonight will play too, apparently, and this link will help you out with that.