7:10 PM EDT
Can't we just forfeit and get a day off?
Unfortunately, the Reds feel it's necessary to play this one, so we're stuck watching this team try to not lose their tenth game in a row. Sampson gets the ball for the Reds. Adult film actor Buck Farmer seems to be getting the cameo start for Detroit.
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