25 Man Active Roster as of today, listed alphabetically:
Tucker Barnhart - "Electric Barnyard" - Close enough to his name, I'm using it.
Jumbo Diaz - "White Horse" - "Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come." I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer. — Revelation 6:1-2 (NASB)
Michael Lorenzen - "Blank Space" - We had a blank space in the rotation and we wrote his name.
Kristopher Negron - "Fifteen" - I chose this song because that's about how old he looks.
Joey Votto - "Mine" - "You're the best I ever had". Yep.
Oh why not, let's do a few more!
Devin Mesoraco - "Come Back, Be Here" - Please Devin, be okay and come back. Be here.
Lastly, for the people in the Reds organization who have to read all the nasty things directed their way from the internet warriors out there:
I can't believe I spent this much time listening to Taylor Swift, but here we are. YOU'RE WELCOME.