Reds vs. Indians, Game 3: Preview and Predictions

The 2015 Reds season is coming dangerously close to resembling a tweet by @Nihilist_Arbys. Meanwhile, Bryan Price can't make it through warmup pitches without getting ejected, injuries to trade chips key players are mounting, and the Reds have lost seven straight games. This can only result with the baby being placed under the basket. This usually triggers the empathy pulses in the Reds, forcing their hand at winning a game. However, as apathy is setting in, it may not be enough to end this streak for them.

Don't let that worry you this holiday weekend, folks, in the immortal words of Ron Artest:

Go Reds. They can(?) read a calendar.

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