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The Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game
I don't know what to do.
I guess Yorman Rodriguez will get another nod for the JNMHSotG. I thought about giving it Corcino, but nada. It's a case where saying CorciNO felt just as good to say CorcinYES. Yorman went 2 for 4 with a RBI and a strikeout. I wish we would get to see a bit more of him, but alas, we'll probably have to wait until Spring Training to get a better look.
Honorable Mentions go to Daniel Corcino with his 5.2 innings pitched with 3 hits, 2 earned runs, 4 walks, and 6 strikeouts. Less walks and I'd probably give it to him. Tucker B-Dub-Dog-Snot also get an honorable mention with a 2 for 3 night.
Everyone else on the team were a bunch of 1 hit wonder stupid heads. I hate them.
Key Plays
- The Reds scored the first run in the first inning. Kristopher Negron led off the game with a double, Santiago sacrificed him to third, and Yorman Rodriguez picked up the RBI with a ground out to the shortstop. Ludwick naturally grounded out to end the inning. Reds lead 1-0
- Cubs scored 2 in the bottom of the 2nd inning. Chris Valaika was involved. Wah. Cubs lead 2-1
- Nothing happened.
- Nothing happened.
- Nothing happened.
- In the top of the 7th, the Reds threatened again. Jake Elmore singled with one out, and Tucker Barntothehart followed with a bunt single. He's a quick little guy. Brayan Pena flied out to right field. Then in full 2014 fashion, Kris Kristofferson Negron hit a sharp liner deep into left field. Former Rookie of the Year award winner Chris Coghlan (hahahahahaha), caught the ball as he leaped into that stupid ivy (sobsobsobsob). Cubs lead 2-1.
- In the top of the 8th, the Cubs got the best of the Jumbo Diaz and scored another run. Cubs lead 3-1.
- Reds lose.
A Sad Chubbin' FanGraph
Other Notes
- The Reds did not lose another 1 run game. HOORAY.
- I have to pee really bad.
- The season is almost over.
- Which makes me kind of sad.
- But, also makes me kind of happy.
- We need a restart button and a healthy and happy Joey Votto.
- Corcino is kind of impressing me.
- If I had paid more attention lately, you'd have better notes.