Filed under: ALL HAIL CUETO He'd stop a hostage crisis, and wouldn't even get hungry. By Cy Schourek Jul 11, 2014, 1:14pm EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: ALL HAIL CUETO Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Johnny Cueto, y'all Cyrus Q. Schourek Working for SBN makes me hungry for the clickbait. More From Red Reporter Game 160: Reds vs. Cardinals (8:15 pm EDT) - Williamson vs. Woodford Joey Votto sits again as Reds open series against Cardinals needing a miracle All they need is three miracles Game 159: Reds at Guardians (6:10 PM ET) - Abbott vs. Bieber Beat Cleveland! The 2023 Cincinnati Reds are no losers