Red Renderings: Ecto Cooler, Mesomorph, Welsh Reporter

Joey Votto is hitting home runs and getting RBI

JOEY VOTTO DOESN'T GET PAID TO DO WHAT HOMER BAILEY SHOULD'VE DONE BETTER OR WAIT WHAT IS THIS HOW THIS WORKS? #Reds

— Wick Terrell (@wickterrell) April 15, 2014

In honor of his Grand Slam. Chris Heisey is...

Homer Hoover: The Rollercoaster

2 pitchers, 6 innings, 6 HRs, 3 leads erased

Mesomorph: mes·o·morph
noun
- An individual characterized by a robust muscular body build

Welsh Reporter

Johnny Cueto: Pirate Slayer