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The history of all hitherto existing blogholes is the history of this JPEG. We can all stop the internet right now and close the book on the 2013 season, because you, the internet electorati, have spoken. The best stupid picture that I drew about the 2013 season is:
Joey Votto is Batman
He is the hero Cincinnati needs right now, not the one we deserve.
This means more or less nothing, really. I mean, except that I wasted an embarrassing amount of my precious, precious life working on this project and you a significant portion of your somewhat-less precious life reading it.
But now, 2013 is over, and today your Cincinnati Reds take the field in their first spring training game of 2014. So we can let baseball wash over us and help us forget about just how much of our collective lives we have wasted. Hooray!
I want to thank you all for indulging me on this little project. We'll kick this up all over again when the new season starts, so be on the lookout for that, if you like.