The Twelve Days of Reds-mas

On the first day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the second day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

TWO #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie.

On the third day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

THREE web gems,
two #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the fourth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

FOUR called strike-threes,
three web gems,
two #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the fifth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

FIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGSSSSSSSSS!!!!
four called strike-threes,
three web gems,
two #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the sixth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

SIX Corky staches,
fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the seventh day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

SEVEN hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the eighth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

EIGHT DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the ninth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

NINE Billys speeding,
Eight DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the tenth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

TEN Jays-a-leaping,
Nine Billys speeding,
Eight DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the eleventh day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

ELEVEN WAR from Morgan,
Ten Jays-a-leaping,
Nine Billys speeding,
Eight DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

On the twelfth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:

TWELVE Schottzies pooping,
Eleven WAR from Morgan,
Ten Jays-a-leaping,
Nine Billys speeding,
Eight DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!

Have a safe and happy holiday, from all of us here at Red Reporter!
Photo credit: The brilliant, wonderful, Bryan the Red-Nosed Harris