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On the first day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the second day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
TWO #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie.
On the third day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
THREE web gems,
two #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the fourth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
FOUR called strike-threes,
three web gems,
two #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the fifth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
FIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGSSSSSSSSS!!!!
four called strike-threes,
three web gems,
two #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the sixth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
SIX Corky staches,
fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
and Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the seventh day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
SEVEN hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the eighth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
EIGHT DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the ninth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
NINE Billys speeding,
Eight DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the tenth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
TEN Jays-a-leaping,
Nine Billys speeding,
Eight DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the eleventh day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
ELEVEN WAR from Morgan,
Ten Jays-a-leaping,
Nine Billys speeding,
Eight DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
On the twelfth day of Reds-mas my true love gave to me:
TWELVE Schottzies pooping,
Eleven WAR from Morgan,
Ten Jays-a-leaping,
Nine Billys speeding,
Eight DatDude Debbies,
Seven hits in a row,
Six Corky staches,
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiiings!
Four called strike-threes,
Three web gems,
Two #nerts to love,
And Joey Votto dressed up like a mountie!
Have a safe and happy holiday, from all of us here at Red Reporter!
Photo credit: The brilliant, wonderful, Bryan the Red-Nosed Harris