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Well, it can only get brighter from here. I guess. I don't know, my eyes have been closed since Saturday.
I've beaten the Reds the way back from San Diego, getting in last night and sleeping 10 hours. The Reds have turned the tables on me by sleeping for 10 hours and getting in tomorrow.
I don't know what there is to say. It's not even like it's on Homer Bailey, even. These fellas need to score. Eric Stults is a decent guy to do it against; a NW Indiana native (Plymouth) and exceptionally bland dude. He's the kind of guy that a team oughta give a 4IP, 8H, 3BB, 6 ER start. Let's hope to see it.
Until then:
Here's this clever monstrosity: