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Reds take on the Dodgers today to salvage the series. Tony Cin-Cingrani will square off against Chris Capuano. If you didn't realize that Capuano was still pitching, please remember that Chavez Ravine is where old NL pitchers go to die. The Reds need to get out of town before someone in the front office starts to seriously consider making an offer for Andre Ethier. So, yeah, win. Don't acquire any toxic assets. Fly out to go win more ballgames.
Seriously, guys. Make this a series split.