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We follow Reds-associated Twitter accounts so you don't have to!

Mark J. Rebilas-US PRESSWIRE

Because disclosing MPG would be too complex . . .

Good job falling for a homphobic parody account OF YOUR OWN EMPLOYEE

And good effort for using the most overused Twitter excuse in the book. Did the dog eat your Tweet too?

#PSA

Like there’s no chance it’s both?

More of a Rhythm Method Fan

A-R-O-L-D-I-S spells ROLAIDS, but not necessarily RELIEF

#RequiredSummerReading

#UMPSHOW

Sigh.

#TROLLOLOLOLOL

YES

#FillInTheBlankType

Same injury speed-loving minor league fans have watching him

#FARRJACOBY

#FARRSPARR

He coined the term around the time Bono trademarked "Hello."

CBPO

Jay Bruce Caught Juicing!

And Giraffes . . .

#MomentOfFay

@JohnFayMan RT @MOUTHBREATHER1REDACTED: @MOUTHBREATHER2REDACTED @@MOUTHBREATHER3REDACTED How many World Series titles does Dusty have?//Same as number of non-whining tweets from you boys