Because disclosing MPG would be too complex . . .
Selling a 2002 Toyota Highlander. Runs very well. New brakes. Dependable safe first car. 201k miles.Asking $4200. Email Montreatman@aol.com— Paul Daugherty (@EnquirerDoc) June 25, 2013
Good job falling for a homphobic parody account OF YOUR OWN EMPLOYEE
And good effort for using the most overused Twitter excuse in the book. Did the dog eat your Tweet too?
I've noticed since the advent of Twitter that despite being around #Reds baseball for 100 years, folks still think his name is Chris WELCH.— Jamie Ramsey (@Jamieblog) June 26, 2013
Like there’s no chance it’s both?
Is Mitch WIlliams drunk, or is he just constantly talking with mashed potatoes in his mouth?— Jeff Granger (@jgranger) June 30, 2013
More of a Rhythm Method Fan
A-R-O-L-D-I-S spells ROLAIDS, but not necessarily RELIEF
And now when Chapman actually throws a strike the ump won't call it because "human element"— Redplacementlvl (@RedPlacementLvl) June 30, 2013
2043: 62-year-old Mark Prior cut by the Twins during spring training, marking yet another setback in his career— Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens) June 29, 2013
Love watching Leake. That little hop at the end of his delivery is Maddux like.#Reds— Lance McAlister (@LanceMcAlister) June 30, 2013
Same injury speed-loving minor league fans have watching him
Word from Indy and @JamieOwens is Reds/Bats outfielder Billy Hamilton out again Saturday. Has sore right wrist.— rickbozich (@rickbozich) June 29, 2013
That's four shutouts in less than two weeks. Brook Jacoby is getting outcoached.— Mo Egger (@MoEgger1530) June 29, 2013
I don't think Speier can assume a lousy throw, psychic friends network can -- RT @andrewwx1: Did u miss that throw?— Mark Sheldon (@m_sheldon) June 30, 2013
He coined the term around the time Bono trademarked "Hello."
Jay Bruce Caught Juicing!
It's. About. To. Go. Down. pic.twitter.com/CVBDLvVI0k— Jay Bruce (@JayABruce) June 25, 2013
And Giraffes . . .
"@jcraig2873: I was just getting ready to enter Jim Day rehab, thank goodness you’re back // Jim Day rehab consists of a steady diet of golf— Jim Day (@JimDayTV) June 26, 2013
@JohnFayMan RT @MOUTHBREATHER1REDACTED: @MOUTHBREATHER2REDACTED @@MOUTHBREATHER3REDACTED How many World Series titles does Dusty have?//Same as number of non-whining tweets from you boys