Because disclosing MPG would be too complex . . .
Selling a 2002 Toyota Highlander. Runs very well. New brakes. Dependable safe first car. 201k miles.Asking $4200. Email Montreatman@aol.com— Paul Daugherty (@EnquirerDoc) June 25, 2013
Good job falling for a homphobic parody account OF YOUR OWN EMPLOYEE
MT @johngayman: Rumor has it #reds are actively looking in trade market for slugging 3B. Frazier & soph slump could go to Louisville soon.— Enquirer Sports (@ENQSports) June 30, 2013
And good effort for using the most overused Twitter excuse in the book. Did the dog eat your Tweet too?
@MRob1980 @jduncan04 @alexjdeselms @AndrewJohnRoth @Scoberg @btcoop71 @batboy1784 @cjf711 Thanks guys, it was a hack— Enquirer Sports (@ENQSports) June 30, 2013
I've noticed since the advent of Twitter that despite being around #Reds baseball for 100 years, folks still think his name is Chris WELCH.— Jamie Ramsey (@Jamieblog) June 26, 2013
Like there’s no chance it’s both?
Is Mitch WIlliams drunk, or is he just constantly talking with mashed potatoes in his mouth?— Jeff Granger (@jgranger) June 30, 2013
More of a Rhythm Method Fan
Not in the pure sense. RT @CKFreshness: @jluckhaupt do you believe "protecting" hitters works?— Joel Luckhaupt (@jluckhaupt) June 27, 2013
A-R-O-L-D-I-S spells ROLAIDS, but not necessarily RELIEF
Pablo Sandoval: Panda Oval Slob RT @JonHeymanCBS anyone else in baseball an anagram of what he does beyond astros closer jose veras? #saver— John Wilson (@UncleWeez) June 27, 2013
The BAR has been raised (or lowered), and we're talking with @BestFansStLouis http://t.co/zrsj6KCQrr via @Cincienquirer— ctrent (@ctrent) June 25, 2013
Lol. #Reds pic.twitter.com/67pTZbTDON— Kerry Moss (@CKFreshness) June 30, 2013
And now when Chapman actually throws a strike the ump won't call it because "human element"— Redplacementlvl (@RedPlacementLvl) June 30, 2013
2043: 62-year-old Mark Prior cut by the Twins during spring training, marking yet another setback in his career— Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens) June 29, 2013
I heard Gary Majewski is available. RT @JimBowdenESPNxm: I think the #Reds #1 Trade Target should be Jesse Crain— Weathered Fan (@WeatheredFan) June 28, 2013
Attn: @Cardinals, please RT pic.twitter.com/AYy43gl3v7— Baseball's Best Fans (@BestFansStLouis) June 23, 2013
Love watching Leake. That little hop at the end of his delivery is Maddux like.#Reds— Lance McAlister (@LanceMcAlister) June 30, 2013
Same injury speed-loving minor league fans have watching him
Word from Indy and @JamieOwens is Reds/Bats outfielder Billy Hamilton out again Saturday. Has sore right wrist.— rickbozich (@rickbozich) June 29, 2013
That's four shutouts in less than two weeks. Brook Jacoby is getting outcoached.— Mo Egger (@MoEgger1530) June 29, 2013
I don't think Speier can assume a lousy throw, psychic friends network can -- RT @andrewwx1: Did u miss that throw?— Mark Sheldon (@m_sheldon) June 30, 2013
He coined the term around the time Bono trademarked "Hello."
@Reds fans need an inspirational quote from a great man today: "When the going gets tough, the tough get going." - Billy Ocean #Whiff— Chris Sabo's Goggles (@Goggles17) June 29, 2013
LOL #ALLREADY RT @redlegreb: @DatDudeBP it appears the force was with you on #StarWars day at Chase Field. #jedi pic.twitter.com/ZZogjBOvVd— Brandon Phillips (@DatDudeBP) June 24, 2013
Jay Bruce Caught Juicing!
It's. About. To. Go. Down. pic.twitter.com/CVBDLvVI0k— Jay Bruce (@JayABruce) June 25, 2013
And Giraffes . . .
"@jcraig2873: I was just getting ready to enter Jim Day rehab, thank goodness you’re back // Jim Day rehab consists of a steady diet of golf— Jim Day (@JimDayTV) June 26, 2013
@JohnFayMan RT @MOUTHBREATHER1REDACTED: @MOUTHBREATHER2REDACTED @@MOUTHBREATHER3REDACTED How many World Series titles does Dusty have?//Same as number of non-whining tweets from you boys