Shit is fucked, anyways. Reds lose 6-0

Balls dropped where they shouldn't. END got his revENge. What, do you want a fucking bed-time story?

By Cy Schourek Jun 15, 2013, 11:02pm EDT

The Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game

Jay Bruce went 2-3 with a walk. He has his JNMHSotG for this series, y'all happy now?

Key Plays

Wild pitch happened in the second, and then a sac fly. 2-0.
END happened in the fifth. 4-0.
Logan Schafer happened in the 6th. 6-0.

The Fangraph Thing

Source: FanGraphs

Other Notes

What a fucking shitshow
I don't wanna think about it, I just wanna get down
#DirenGABParkı
I never cared about your stuff, so if I run up prolly got a gas can too.
This doesn't look like Istanbul. Or like Urfa. Poor Maraş, Urfa is drying up, and Diyarbakır? We're partched, we're dying, but a drop of water? I won't tell...yet what sort of life is this? (loose, loose, translation)
Donovan Hand looks eerily like my dad.