Funny debate: Mustard switching story is an exclusive. But does it belong in ourExclusive/Watchdog section online? cin.ci/10Rz3LQ— laura trujillo (@lauraftrujillo) May 24, 2013
Don't know if I can handle the new mustard at @reds— Lauren Buckreus (@buckrela) May 25, 2013
All the puns and idioms concerning the #Reds changing their mustard have already been used; including incorrect ones like "passes mustard."— Red Retweeter (@RedRetweeter) May 24, 2013
How do you tell your mustard provider they're fired? #reds— Mason (@allunsolicited) May 24, 2013
@moegger1530 nobody cares about your laundry, Mo. Stick to sports-related condiments!!!!
— Joel Luckhaupt (@jluckhaupt) May 24, 2013
Who Won The Week? This Guy.
He wasn't good at SS. RT @dmradov: why isn't billy hamilton playing SS? Yes, Choo is a UFA next year but why play Cozart everyday?— keithlaw (@keithlaw) May 25, 2013
The Article That Launched 1,000 Tweets.
Wait, the internet's topic du jour is whether the best hitter in the National League is a good hitter?— Zachary Levine (@zacharylevine) May 25, 2013
I wonder how many actual scouts think Votto should have a different approach.— Joel Luckhaupt (@jluckhaupt) May 24, 2013
Jeez Joey, only 1 RBI on that at bat— Roast Beast (@patrickeclark) May 25, 2013
Just read Paul Daugherty's article from SI.It was so dumb, in worried I won't be able to speak English anymore.He gets paid for that?— Wick Terrell (@wickterrell) May 25, 2013
Nevermind.Forgot he's too old-school for twitter so he'll never see this.I'll write it on paper and nail it to the tree in town square.— Wick Terrell (@wickterrell) May 25, 2013
And 1,000 More From Earlier This Week:
just looked it up. joe blanton has signed contracts for $47M in his career. ok, he's the winner. most overpaid player ever— Jon Heyman (@JonHeymanCBS) May 24, 2013
@jonheymancbs A Cincinnati writer once criticized the Reds for not trading Joey Votto and Johnny Cueto for Joe Blanton. Seriously.— Brad Cooper (@btcoop71) May 24, 2013
@btcoop71 geez, ive had some bad ones. but thats an alltimer!— Jon Heyman (@JonHeymanCBS) May 24, 2013
Pete Rose Is A Well-Rounded Individual
Red Reporter: We Only Pat Ourselves On The Back When Others Start It.
Very kind words from Chris Welsh about Red Reporter's piece on Jay Bruce. We're all wearing Bowties in solidarity tonight!— Red Retweeter (@RedRetweeter) May 22, 2013
Look at their opponent’s win-loss, though!
Down on the Farm
"Yes, let’s!" – Cincinnati Media
Let's disingenuously compare Brandon Phillips to Joe Morgan.— Graham (@Grahamophone9) May 18, 2013
"Thank you for calling 700 WLW, where there’s always a 4 drink minimum."
rest of calls on hold are complaints about Dusty/today....not in mood yet #Reds— Lance McAlister (@LanceMcAlister) May 22, 2013
If #reds fans on Twitter bristle over Cozart batting 2nd, I can't imagine how they'd receive a 1B that produces as little as Davis.— Mark Sheldon (@m_sheldon) May 22, 2013
I would add more Tweets, but I have something better to do:
Oh and today, I'm replacing "Fonzies" with "Barry Zuckerkorns"— Jamie Ramsey (@Jamieblog) May 26, 2013
Mets have a hot dog vendor who barks. Very convincing. And very annoying.— John Fay (@johnfayman) May 22, 2013