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#MustardGate?
"@kristerr: Point me toward some good journalism about mustard." // news.cincinnati.com/article/201305…
— Wm. Duke Harrington (@DirigoDuke) May 25, 2013
Funny debate: Mustard switching story is an exclusive. But does it belong in ourExclusive/Watchdog section online? cin.ci/10Rz3LQ
— laura trujillo (@lauraftrujillo) May 24, 2013
Don't know if I can handle the new mustard at @reds
— Lauren Buckreus (@buckrela) May 25, 2013
Gets it ->RT @kitriana1: @moegger1530 If funnel fries and mustard are our biggest #RedsProblems I think we're in good shape for the season.
— Mo Egger (@MoEgger1530) May 24, 2013
All the puns and idioms concerning the #Reds changing their mustard have already been used; including incorrect ones like "passes mustard."
— Red Retweeter (@RedRetweeter) May 24, 2013
How do you tell your mustard provider they're fired? #reds
— Mason (@allunsolicited) May 24, 2013
@moegger1530 nobody cares about your laundry, Mo. Stick to sports-related condiments!!!!
— Joel Luckhaupt (@jluckhaupt) May 24, 2013
Who Won The Week? This Guy.
I'm the proud owner of one of Marge Schott's track suits. #RIPMarge instagram.com/p/ZoeesvjjWA/
— Jack Glasscock (@JackGlasscock) May 22, 2013
#LeSigh
He wasn't good at SS. RT @dmradov: why isn't billy hamilton playing SS? Yes, Choo is a UFA next year but why play Cozart everyday?
— keithlaw (@keithlaw) May 25, 2013
The Article That Launched 1,000 Tweets.
Wait, the internet's topic du jour is whether the best hitter in the National League is a good hitter?
— Zachary Levine (@zacharylevine) May 25, 2013
I wonder how many actual scouts think Votto should have a different approach.
— Joel Luckhaupt (@jluckhaupt) May 24, 2013
Jeez Joey, only 1 RBI on that at bat
— Roast Beast (@patrickeclark) May 25, 2013
Want to read how intelligent baseball minds write about Joey Votto? Read @cwyers as he destroys @enquirerdoc bit.ly/14JZ0Sm #Reds
— Kerry Moss (@CKFreshness) May 25, 2013
Just read Paul Daugherty's article from SI.It was so dumb, in worried I won't be able to speak English anymore.He gets paid for that?
— Wick Terrell (@wickterrell) May 25, 2013
Nevermind.Forgot he's too old-school for twitter so he'll never see this.I'll write it on paper and nail it to the tree in town square.
— Wick Terrell (@wickterrell) May 25, 2013
And 1,000 More From Earlier This Week:
just looked it up. joe blanton has signed contracts for $47M in his career. ok, he's the winner. most overpaid player ever
— Jon Heyman (@JonHeymanCBS) May 24, 2013
@jonheymancbs A Cincinnati writer once criticized the Reds for not trading Joey Votto and Johnny Cueto for Joe Blanton. Seriously.
— Brad Cooper (@btcoop71) May 24, 2013
@btcoop71 geez, ive had some bad ones. but thats an alltimer!
— Jon Heyman (@JonHeymanCBS) May 24, 2013
RT @ecpjohnmartin @johnfayman Would Dusty do as @enquirerdoc just suggested and let @mrlecure finish?//Got 1,609 more wins than Doc.
— John Fay (@johnfayman) May 22, 2013
Pete Rose Is A Well-Rounded Individual
My June calendar is now up at peterose.com/calendar/actio… come see me at @artofmusiclv
— Pete Rose (@PeteRose_14) May 18, 2013
Red Reporter: We Only Pat Ourselves On The Back When Others Start It.
Very kind words from Chris Welsh about Red Reporter's piece on Jay Bruce. We're all wearing Bowties in solidarity tonight!
— Red Retweeter (@RedRetweeter) May 22, 2013
Look at their opponent’s win-loss, though!
I wonder what the #Reds winning % is when Welsh references @redreporter (The #WelshRRRefW%).
— Kerry Moss (@CKFreshness) May 22, 2013
Down on the Farm
This is an everyday occurrence when @loekvm throws for the @bluewahoosbball #averageheightpeople twitter.com/Tucker_Barnhar…
— Tucker Barnhart (@Tucker_Barnhart) May 15, 2013
"Yes, let’s!" – Cincinnati Media
Let's disingenuously compare Brandon Phillips to Joe Morgan.
— Graham (@Grahamophone9) May 18, 2013
"Thank you for calling 700 WLW, where there’s always a 4 drink minimum."
rest of calls on hold are complaints about Dusty/today....not in mood yet #Reds
— Lance McAlister (@LanceMcAlister) May 22, 2013
#IMPEEEEEEACHIKE
If #reds fans on Twitter bristle over Cozart batting 2nd, I can't imagine how they'd receive a 1B that produces as little as Davis.
— Mark Sheldon (@m_sheldon) May 22, 2013
#FARRJACOBY
#ExtendBrook RT @bennycl: @moegger1530 Brook Jacoby is coaching a great inning!
— Mo Egger (@MoEgger1530) May 25, 2013
I would add more Tweets, but I have something better to do:
Oh and today, I'm replacing "Fonzies" with "Barry Zuckerkorns"
— Jamie Ramsey (@Jamieblog) May 26, 2013
#MomentOfFay
Mets have a hot dog vendor who barks. Very convincing. And very annoying.
— John Fay (@johnfayman) May 22, 2013