This probably wouldn't please the U.N. independent observers, but we're going to do another vote on the tag-line. There seemed to be a lot of sentiment that last time around that it was a "clothespin ballot" - with most or all of the choices deemed worse than the status quo.
Just for clarification, this is creative exercise/gimmick, rather than anything remotely close to a redefining moment in Red Reporter history. Some SBNation sites, like Let's Go Tribe, change their taglines almost weekly. Whatever wins out will stay for an indefinite period of time, with the potential to switch back (or forward) as quickly as it takes me to hack the mainframe again.
I've collected some favorites from the most recent round of brainstorming and combined them with the top two vote-getters from the last poll. Unorthodox - maybe - but hopefully there's something in here you're willing to take a flyer on.