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Red Reporter Death Match League Update

We had our draft this week in the Red Reporter Death Match Fantasy League on (that is the official name of the league). I, uh, slept through it. Actually, at about 9:30pm (the draft started at 8pm), my wife says to me, "Hey, is your draft over already." To which I responded, "D'oh! I forgot." I logged in and noticed that I had a bad ass pitching staff and decided that I'd let our computer drafting overlords finish their work. For having the 20th pick in a 20 team league, and after having used the auto-draft feature, I gotta say that I'm pretty impressed with how well's auto-draft tool works. I'm not sure I would've done much better.

I'll give you a little introduction to the teams in our league, because I know you all have been waiting for the unveiling. We have four divisions of five teams each, broken out this way:

Trains Division Burgers Division
Losantiville Zephyrs - RijoSaboCaseyWKRP The Burning Oreos - crolfer
OklaRed1 - Oklahoma Red1 Dibs' DraGoons - Officer Dibble
Hernanigans - Slyde CamIam - CamIam
Kyle's Killers - MixFMKyle Kal Daniels Fan Club - JD Arney
New Red Machine - New Red Machine King's Diamond Warriors - snailbiscuit
CatJack Division Politics Division
The Norwood Laterals - thevole Heeringa - Heeringa
The Vottocracy - Uncle Weez Gomes, Gomes, Gone!!! - mdccclxix
Cats Do Not Abide By the Laws of Nature - shrguy The Mad Cats - chesirecat
Light Tower Havoc - Geki Defenders of the Universe - bennevis
Aroldis loves the Beatles - andromache GrandOldDukesOfYork - Filbert Fox

The first pick of the draft went to RijoSaboCaseyWKRP and he surprisingly took Albert Pujols. Joe Mauer went second and future Reds shortstop Hanley Ramirez went third. Then, a mere two hours, forty-six minutes and fifty-one seconds later, Cliff Pennington was taken with the last pick in the 21st round. I'm kinda glad I didn't stay up to see that.

The biggest offender time-wise was mdccclxix, who took a full 21 minutes and 17 seconds to make his 21 picks. It looks like there were 4 of us were on auto-pilot for most of the draft as we all used up less than 2 minutes total time to make our picks.

The first Reds player chosen was Joey Votto, taken by Oklahoma Red with the 28th pick of the draft. Francisco Cordero went in the 3rd round, Jay Bruce in the 4th, and Scott Rolen in the 5th, all taken by Heeringa, who has a bit of a Reds fetish. In all, 19 Reds were chosen in the draft, including Aroldis Chapman and Mike Leake - not bad for two pitchers who have never thrown a professional pitch.

I don't have much analysis of the teams. It's hard to wrap my head around 20 teams, let alone analyze them. With so many players being used, I really can't tell how good teams are just yet. I did notice that JD Arney has a pitching staff with Homer Bailey, Zack Greinke, Stephen Strasburg, Neftali Feliz, and Phil Hughes. I think he likes hyped pitching prospects.

It looks like it'll be a fun season though. We've already had our first trade: snailbiscuit traded Akinori Iwamura to ben nevis for Kenshin Kawakami. The trade was huge news over in Japan.

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