Sure, I could tell you about Jonny Gomes's home run, or noted Reds-killer Aramis Ramirez's three hits, or Brandon Phillips trade bait Jeff Stevens getting the win. But the Reds lost, nobody around here watched it, and OMG THERE'S A SQUIRREL ON THE BASEPATHS!
via FanGraphs
Other Notes
- The Cubs wore dumb red hats.
- Fuck Osama bin Laden.