Joey Votto - Mangina

Ok, I know Votto is the man and all, and hes probably my 2nd favorite player after Phillips, but comon man, seriously? Your gonna leave a huge game with divisional implications on the line again?????  You would have to drag me off the damn field!  It seems like every fucking day he is leaving another game in the 3rd inning.  I want to pull my damn hair out!

 So Joey, please, for my sake, for the Reds sake, and for all of man-kind's sake... stop being such a pussy and grow a set.