@ Cincinnati Reds
Sunday, Jul 27, 2008, 1:15 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park
Ubaldo Jimenez vs Josh Fogg
This is Fogg's first start since Joey Votto executed Canadian style vigilante justice on him last week. Rumor has it that Fogg will be wearing one of those Phantom of the Opera type masks to keep from frightening the children ("Don't look at me. I'm hideous!").
Jimenez apparently throws the ball 100 MPH, which is about 2 Josh Fogg fastballs combined, am I right? It only takes a couple of days of bad hitting and pitching to make me lose interest in a team that is 10.5 games out of it so they better take me to bed today or lose me forever. See, the Reds aren't the only ones that can make 80s references.