Sowers's career line against the Reds: 0-2, 9.60 ERA, 15 IP, 20 H, 6 HR
Number of times the Reds drafted Sowers and he didn't sign: 1
Number of times Sowers will get smacked around like a little bitch when he faces the Reds: X
(X = the number of starts Sowers will make against the Reds in his career).
The Indians have won 3 in a row and 8 of their last 10, but they haven't been hitting the ball very well - at least not over their last 5 games. The Reds have also won 3 in a row, but only 6 of their last 10. They have been hitting ball well over their last 5 games. Plus, Johnny Cueto is a bad ass, albeit with a 5.91 ERA, while Jeremy Sowers is a little bitch. Ergo, the Reds are in better position to win. Where else can you get analysis like that on the internet?