| Marlins Alfredo Amezaga cf Jeremy Hermida rf Hanley Ramirez ss Jorge Cantu 3b Dan Uggla 2b Luis Gonzalez lf Wes Helms 1b Mike Rabelo c Burke Badenhop p |
Reds Corey Patterson cf Jeff Keppinger ss Ken Griffey Jr. rf Brandon Phillips 2b Joey Votto 1b Edwin Encarnacion 3b Adam Dunn lf Paul Bako c Aaron Harang p |
So the Marlins have been kicking ass this year, huh? They're 23-14 and 3 games up in the East. They are 11-5 on the road this season. They've won 7 straight. Super.
At least the Reds have Harang on the mound tonight. That's like a guaranteed win. What? He's 1-5. Damnit, Hitler was right!
Don't forget, andromache is representin' on Jeopardy tonight!