Our lack of righties on the bench is really gnawing at me. Phillips should be up. Helms should be here. Something. Hopper for Votto is not a move I ever want to see again. At least Johnny Quest was bonkers.
Down on the farm, Homer threw 5 2/3 shutout innings and got the win. (His ERA is 0.71.) The Sarasota Reds beat Detroit's big-money prospect from last year's draft, Rick Porcello. And Todd Frazier had two homers and Brandon Waring added another as Dayton beat Fort Wayne.
Up in Cincinnati, I'm ready for our bats to wake up anytime.
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