Reds sign Patterson, Hairston

Ol Dusty's veteran fetish has been scratched. At least they aren't major league deals.  So do either of these clowns make the team? And now I'll just ramble a bit more about how Dusty loves him some veterans!

From the Reds:

Tonight the Reds signed to minor league contracts and invited to Major League spring training camp OF Corey Patterson and IF Jerry Hairston Jr.