From the "Casual Encounters" section of the Sarasota Craigslist:
I am here for two months before i head back up north. I have this morning before practice.....looking for a woman to enjoy the morning with. Can be married or single, disease free is important. I am 5'9" 180 short hair and blue eyes, in shape, of course.
The Big Lead thinks that's Ryan Freel, but he's not the only guy that matches that description.
I have no clue what eye color any of these guys have, but Calvin Medlock, Bubba Crosby, and Rheal Cormier are all within an inch or two and ten pounds of that ad.
Brian Shackelford is 6'1, just in case you're wondering, so we can probably rule him out. I'm not going to lie, he was the first name that popped into my head.
Or it could be someone impersonating a ball player, let's not forget that possibility. You'd think most of these guys wouldn't have a problem getting ass, but then the whole Shackelford mess last season kind of blew up that theory.