Reds Have No Chance Against the Royals

Concede the sweep now. The Reds have no chance against the Royals. Even with Joe Mays, your pathetic team has no shot against a real team.

Emil Brown.
Doug Mientkiewicz.
Mark Teahen.
Tony Graffanino.
Paul Bako.

You can't touch this.


We punked the Astros in Houston, and took two of three from the Brewers. The NL Central is the new AL Central! (laughs)

The Royals will score at least 10 runs each game of this series, led by Buddy Bell and his awesome one-run strategies. There is a 50% the Reds will be no-hit during this series. Bet on it.

You have no chance against the Royals. Remember this date.