Alright lots of nominations here, this was for the most valuable commenter so far this season.
I actually really enjoyed reading the nominations for this, and I'm glad that I decided to make this a third contest. I think it's helpful for communities to do a bit of navel gazing from time to time.
The original diary can be found here.
Just remember that you're all tops in my book. No, really, that might be corny but I love reading everything that you guys come up with.
But anyway enough of that. Get to voting!
If you don't vote this kid will end up on your doorstep. Don't ask me how, just vote damnit.