Who will have the higher batting average at the end of the regular season (which is beginning to look like the end of the season, period)?

If they (Morron) keep Dunn 5th, I think Griffey will "win" the title.

However, if they decide to move him up in the line-up, I think Dunn can catch him.

Anyone think they will both finish below .240?

I suggested "The Dr.", since his initials are "D.R."  Any other suggestions?

It's a little corny, as Ash pointed out, but it is simple and complimentary.

Of course, something with more humor and pizzazz would be wonderful, but it also has to "fit" him.

You'd think after a 6-run 1st inning, and a 7-run 7th inning, we'd all be full of amazing thoughts and quips.  Hopefully, someone out there is, otherwise, I'll go with "The Dr."