"The world breaks everyone, and afterwards many are strong at the breaking point. But those that will not break, it kills."

by Brendanukkah on May 17, 2009 3:42 AM EDT

Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game Nobody. Bruce and Nix both hit home runs. The extra innings pitchers did a pretty good job. But everybody on both teams was pretty much worthless and miserable. We'll give the award to Hundley just for ending this Terry Schiavo of a baseball...