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Yarrr, Reds be walkin' the plank, blow another win late, lose 3-2
The Reds broke out their freshly minted vinyl single and flipped it over to hear the B-side, only to find out that it was the same song they played last night. Drew Stubbs gave the Reds the lead with his 3rd lead-off home run of the season, but that was basically all the offense the Reds saw in...
Turns out 5 days is one too many. Reds blow lead in the 9th and lose 4-3.
Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game Homer Bailey. 7 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 2 BB, 8 K. Seriously, who else should it be? Dude deserved the win. Key Plays With two outs in the 3rd inning, Drew Stubbs singled and stole 2nd base. Drew Sutton followed with a single to drive in Stubbs, which drew...
Slow daynce at the end of the night. Reds win 8-6 in extras.
via farm4.static.flickr.com Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game Laynce Nix. Even though Scott Rolen had four hits and Bronson Arroyo pitched a great game, the Daynce Mix gets the nod because of his two home runs and three RBI. Key Plays We scored a lot of runs. We left a lot...
Soy un perdedor. So are the Reds, 5-3.
I went to go drink to help process this day. At the bar, the air conditioner was busted, there were four taps, but only one was connected to anything and that was connected to Bud Light. And then that tap broke. Seemed like a reasonable metaphor for the Reds organization. Anyway, I watched the...
Excuses and Half Truths and Fortified Wine: Reds lose in faith-questioning fashion
Lord, I'm discouraged. Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game Rafael Furcal. At press time he was 3-5 with a homer, 2 runs scored and 4 RBI. Key Plays The Reds did not hit. They did not pitch. They did not field. The Dodgers did. Other Notes Homer Bailey hit Manny Ramirez...
Woof.
Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game Jeremy "Whiskey" Sowers. The committed Vanderbilt man gave up two runs over seven innings, while the Reds' offense put the "commode" in "commodore." Key Plays The Indians scored a bunch in the middle innings. Harang wasn't particularly sharp,...
Reds eke out 3-2 win, exclaim, "Those Washington Generals are TOUGH!"
Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game Johnny Cueto. Threw his customary seven innings, allowing four hits and a run. Struck out five, and somewhat worryingly walked four. Key Plays Cueto was shaky in the first, giving up a single to Christian Guzman (who was then erased on a double...
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