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Lineups from (sic):

Lineups for split-squad vs. Pittsburgh
1:05 game (No radio):

Ryan Freel CF
Scott Hatteberg 1B
Ken Griffey Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Adam Dunn LF
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Juan Castro SS
Paul Bako C
Ryan Hanigan DH

P Johnny Cueto. Also pitching: Richie Gardner, Jon Adkins, Scott Sauerbeck, Brad Salmon. Also available:Tyler Pelland, Adam Pettyjohn, Justin Lehr, Ramon Ramirez and Tom Shearn.

Gotta like the CASTO appearance. If you're Zach.

Fartz has Gameday link below and: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/y2007/gd.html?2008_03_07_pitmlb_cinmlb_1

Tonight:

7:05 p.m. game (No radio)
Norris Hopper CF
Jeff Keppinger SS
Jay Bruce RF
Drew Anderson LF
Joey Votto 1B
Jolbert Cabrera 3B
Andy Phillips 2B
Javy Valentin C
Alvin Colina DH

P Bronson Arroyo. Also pitching: Todd Coffey, Gary Majewski, Jared Burton, Jon Coutlangus, Jim Brower. Also available: Josh Roenicke, Daryl Thompson, Mike Lincoln and Sergio Valenzuela.

By "No Radio" Fay of course means "Yes Radio." At least that's what the Reds official site says, so who knows? Not me. We never lost control.

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thanks, will update
plus, I hedged
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Except for DH
What's the odds of the 1pm game being the opening day lineup?  
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Mar 7, 2008 1:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Possibly
If Ross starts the year on the DL.  I could also see Hatteberg getting the opening day start with Votto starting most of the games during the rest of the season.
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Mar 7, 2008 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yay!
Looks like I might finally get to attend a game thread! Yay for Teacher Work Days!
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Something MM knows nothing about
oh snap!
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 1:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

haha
Not only do I get to see the reds on gameday... The Mets and Indians are on ESPN...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Swiss know about war
they just choose not to participate.
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Canadians on the other hand...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's a normal ride home for me...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nice first inning outta Cueto...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hmmm... According to gameday...
Bay flew out to himself while batting against the Pirates pitcher...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

we should take bets about whats going to happen
considering how long the inning is on gameday

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 1:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Who's the guy in the first picture?
Is that Johnny Bench?
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 1:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

BP GOES YAAAAARD
... in caps.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ariiight
Homer!!! its so much more exciting when you find out about it ten minutes after it happens....

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 1:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Am I overanalyzing?
Can we read anything into the fact that the Reds are scoring a bunch of runs early in ball games when real Major League pitchers are in the game?
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 1:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...
Hopefully the other teams don't catch on and bring up rookies whenever they play the Reds...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No, that's silly
I, however, want to move our team to the AL East, where, judging by the last two games, we will feast on those chumps like crumpets.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2008 1:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

like contracting herpes
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...
Looks like Jeff Stephens is pitching on ESPN... Apparently he was the PTBNL in the BP deal.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Im watching that right now.
His stats certanly looked good.

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 1:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's nothing real special tho...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Johnny Cueto and Adam LaRouche
in a fierce staring contest right now.
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wow... that inning went by really fast...
After the 10 minutes of said staring contest...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kueto, through 2
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I liked him in that OJ Simpson movie
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess...
That explains where those new basketball commercials with the announcers growing out of people's arms came from... I always knew Dicky V was a leech.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

pair of Ks for johnny
he looks gooood.  put some extra O's on that good cuz he looks so good.
Im Charlie Scrabbles and I approve this blogpost.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 7, 2008 1:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

oooooooh... I like
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Johnny Quest-o
With the Dominican accent is sounds má' o meno' like that
Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Mar 7, 2008 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes??
Oh wait - that was another handle in another time.. Johnny Quest that is..
"Sometimes, you get so caught up in on-base percentage that you're clogging up the bases." - our very own D. Baker - Oh my..

by snohio on Mar 7, 2008 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

3 Ks through 2
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have this sinking feeling
that cueto's arm is going to explode like a kernel of corn in the oven.  Just a bad feeling.

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 1:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

shunnnnnnn
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Crolfer Bueller's day off
You are on fire with the posts today.

You realize if you played by the rules, right now you'd be in gym?

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2008 1:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

... not on teacher workdays!!
and gym is at 6:30 in the morning... 0 hour.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I, too, am enjoying a day off
Replaced my sump pump earlier (scraped my arm pretty good!), and now will attempt to fix a step into the laundry room
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 7, 2008 1:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They should make a new rule that if you hit a home
run you can run around the bases as many times as you can until someone goes and gets the ball and tags you out.

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 1:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sure that's not cricket
No, wait.  That's precisely what that is.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2008 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That game might be better than 2K8...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the one
with the World Leaders All Star team?

Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok.... that was officially a nice outing
3 shutout innings, 1 hit, 4 Ks.  And he looked great doing it... at least on my Gameday.
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 1:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Agreed
Cueto pretty much just pwnt
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only person that wants
Johnny B. Good to be played between every inning after Cueto doesn't give up a run?

by Blue on Mar 7, 2008 1:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I think so
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

'Cause..
..the rest of us want "The Humpty Dance."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2008 1:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that's what I figured
I'm off to the shrink.

by Blue on Mar 7, 2008 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the only person under 65?
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks, God
for resizing the pics and fixing my html.

Oh, and for Mommy and Daddy and Mega Man 2.

Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Just trying to tidy the place up
in case we have guests come over.  Did you clean up your room like I asked?
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 1:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait. Slyde is God?
And he doesn't even wear a disguise?

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2008 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

... Yup
You're slow... Slyde is also Santa and the Easter Bunny.

This one to be specific:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnXR5Baq0X8

You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No...
It's his parent's attic.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

or parents'...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No
but I hid your funny cigarettes in the Joe Oliver lunchbox.
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Slyde,
Could you do something about that picture of the Red Sox bitch and her owner?  The pictures are too big for my monitor at work (though my monitor at home is incredibly satisfied).  I'm tired of side-scrolling to see which old diary has one new entry.

Yours in Christ/Menace,

Brendanukkah

P.S.  Do you exist?  Or should I be directing this to Cool God?

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2008 1:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

one property of coolness is existence
according to Anselm
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 2:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fairly certain Cool God could've fixed it
but it's 2pm on a Friday, which pretty much means there is no way he's up yet.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 2:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's funny
In any religion.
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BTW
Trent will have radar gun readings on Cueto in a few:

http://www.1530homer.com/pages/ctrent.html?page=1

by Blue on Mar 7, 2008 1:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

my guess is he topped out at
96
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 7, 2008 1:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No... I'm guessing it was 106.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fay said he hit 97
at least once.
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 7, 2008 1:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to be precise
he said "79"

But you must have the new John Fay iFilter for Safari.

Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 1:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Like:
The Reds added a run in the third on an Edwin Encarnacion hit. I did see where it went. I was busy watching the end of the bat fly into the stands.

Oh, of course.  "I did see where it went," in context, actually means he didn't see where it went.  What else would it mean?

by Gray on Mar 7, 2008 2:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

5 IP, 5 H, 0 BB, 6 K
not a bad start to the spring for J. Cueto.

by Blue on Mar 7, 2008 1:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gameday's still stuck on Inning 3...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 1:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hatteberg's
fouling off a bunch of pitches, again.
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 7, 2008 1:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Question
I have this hunch that one of our pitching youngsters is going to start the season in the bullpen.  I don't necessarily have a problem with this, since I'm just excited to have them up in the bigs at all.  My question is which one(s) would be in the 'pen?  Going into Spring Training, Cueto seemed like the most likely to start in AAA, but he's had the best spring so far.  Homer seems more like a starter and less like a reliever, although I guess we can't discount the option that he starts in AAA.  Does Volquez still have options?  He seems like a 'pen candidate to me.  I guess my question is how does the perception of our young guys jibe with the reality of their performances this spring, and what's anybody's updated guesses as to where they start the season?

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2008 1:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The problem I see is
I think Cueto could handle the Majors the best at this point, but I think Homer still needs to get smacked down a little in the big leagues so that he can learn to be a pitcher.  So, I think Johnny goes to Louisville, Homer starts in the rotation and the Wagon comes out of the 'pen.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 2:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I also want to see Homer
as a definite starter. Just let him pitch. I wouldn't mind seeing Cueto in the pen doing what he did today, but I think it'd probably be better in the long run if he began the season starting in Louisville.

I think the People's Wagon stays up with the big club either way.

Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 2:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa... That was interesting...
Did they just refer to Todd Jones as the Roller Coaster on that 2K8 commercial? hmmm... guess it's used more than i thought...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 2:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

If you're gonna' blow a save
Reallty frickin' blow it!!
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

whoa
we're losing?
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 7, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Richie Garder
gives up 5 runs, gets only 1 out, still has 2 runners on.

Mets reject Jon Adkins to the rescue.

Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 2:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

*Gardner, even
Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

At this point....
does it even really matter how he spells it?
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 2:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

7 - 4 bucs
thanks Richie.  Well done.
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 7, 2008 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

See you
next Spring!
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 7, 2008 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Spring training is cut throat
Adkins probably gives up just that one hit on purpose knowing those two runs go on Gardiner's record.  Screw the competition!
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think I remember hearing
that the first Spring Training paychecks went out today, so I guess they aren't being cheap and chopping to save money.  They have 2 split squad days next week.  I'd guess that most of the guys will be kept for those, but after that you'll start to see more cuts.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 2:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty said
I believe within the past week that Dusty said that some pitchers were going to be reassigned soon, and position players will be cut after they get through the split squad games.  
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Mar 7, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised
they haven't cut anyone yet.  Other teams started days ago.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 7, 2008 5:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit!
A HBP and then two walks leads to a run.  That's not the way Dusty likes to score 'em fellas!!
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 2:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Also..
How long does T Anderson have to keep hitting like a monster to get some attention. I know its crazy early but when do numbers start to matter in the spring

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 2:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

where's he going to play though?
It's not like the Reds are hurting for left-handed hitting outfielders.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 7, 2008 2:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess but he plays center right?
I mean to say if the almighty scrap of Fropper fails to produce and their still deathly afraid of Bruce. If you could find a place for him for a while you could also deal him. Its kind of hard ignoring people who can hit. Again this is all based on the idea that he will continue to hit.

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 2:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hard to ignore players who hit?
Au contraire.  It's pretty easy to do when you have all these shiny Corey Pattersons lying around the clubhouse.  Ooh, leadoff guy!  Guaranteed not to clog bases.  I'm listening, I'm listening...

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2008 3:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Depends which monster
I would personally prefer the Cookie Monster:  "Drew T. is for cookie, that's good enough for me!"

Or how about Grover?  "Neeeaar (patter patTER PATTER of his little blue feet). Faaar (PATTER PATter patter of his little blue feet).

Either way, it has already been clearly established here at RR that Drew T. Anderson is happening.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Mar 7, 2008 3:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I want to call T Anderson Neo.
That would make things alot easier.

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 3:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson?
That is the sound of... inevitibility.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 7, 2008 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Miiisssterrr Annnerrsonnnn
You see his batting average, Its off the Charts!!

You think hell make the big club,,, No one makes the big club on their first try... I know but what if he did?

by The Crushinator on Mar 7, 2008 3:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Sifting through the trash has failed again
Can we end the Sauerbeck experiment soon please?
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 3:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I love Gameday in late innings of Spring Training
.... when no one is wearing the right hat.
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Mar 7, 2008 4:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Reds lose 13-8.
Sauerbeck and Gardner were nearly as bad as Cueto was good: 3 IP (against what appeared to be most of the Pirates' OD lineup.. yeah, I know) 1 hit, 4 Ks, 0 BB, 0 runs. (3 groundouts/2 flyouts)

I love Johnny.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2008 4:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hey instead of hanging out here
with you losers, i went to see the bank job. it was quite a bit of fun. a little like guy ritchie meets inside man. that dude from the transporter is always the balls.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 7, 2008 4:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks. It's on my list.
Have you ever seen "Millions"?  It's my favorite heist movie even though it's not entirely about a heist.  Not everyone will like it but I loved it.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

re
this millions? cuz, no. but i have seen juwanna mann.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 7, 2008 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's the one.
Millions, not Juwanna.

Juwanna Mann?  You've lost me. Please advise.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2008 5:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

its on comedy central now
it makes for great background noise.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 7, 2008 5:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

For when a man...
..wants just a little bit of cross-dressing in his life.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2008 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Reds Season Preview
up at Deadspin.

It's written by Clay Travis again. Like most things at Deadspin that are longer than 2 sentences, it's less about sports than about the author trying to be cleverer than you.

Thin gruel.  

Two Dunns enter, but only one Dunn leaves...unless neither do because they decide to hunt, play cards, drink and fish. -Slyde

by Man Mountain on Mar 7, 2008 5:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Rain delay
i get to listen to the pirates announcer bullshit.
The Dusty path to the World Series! (This is not an endorsement.)

by justin0070000 on Mar 7, 2008 7:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

no night game
wonderful, i am pretty much snowed in, and don't really want to leave my apartment.
The Dusty path to the World Series! (This is not an endorsement.)

by justin0070000 on Mar 7, 2008 8:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

What a day!
  Just got in from work to find out the Reds are rained out. Worked outside in a blizzard (litterally) for eight hours at 20 bucks an hour and these guys can't play a game in a Florida shower!?! Another disappointing day in the life of a Reds fan!
   How 'bout Gardner in that A game? GO REDS!!!!

by pohackjr on Mar 7, 2008 8:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Disappointing? I dunno, dude.

A lot of us are cold and snow-bound as well but I think most Reds fans are pretty happy about Cueto's performance today: 3 IP, 1 hit, 4 Ks, 0 runs.

And check out what some blizzard-livin' Canuck was saying about him after his lesser performance against the BJays:

"* I have seen the future and it looks a lot like Pedro Martinez. The single most impressive thing I've seen this spring was Cincinnati Reds prospect Johnny Cueto pitching against the Toronto Blue Jays.

My god, this guy looks like Pedro looked when he first came to the Montreal Expos - a little thicker through the hips, maybe, but he's got the jaunty leg and arm swing that Pedro has when he finishes off a pitch and feels as if he's healthy. Bill Lee once told friend Mitch Melnick that Pedro must be one helluva dancer because of the waye he uses his hips to generate power and the statement's kind of stuck with me. Oh, sure: you're already hearing some B.S. about whether or not Cueto's strong enough. Rubbish. Manager Dusty Baker, whose handling of young pitchers has never been a strong suit, is already saying he might let Cueto make the team as a reliever and build him up in the majors. Based on what I saw, I'd have no problem letting the guy run with it. There is nothing in spring training - nothing - that beats seeing a good young arm, either in a game or in the bullpen. Still takes your breath away."

Hack, I think maybe your Reds fan heart is two sizes too small.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 7, 2008 9:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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Jocketty reportedly concerned about shortstop and catcher
Marmolejo suspended for using performance-enhancing drugs
Dude!!!! Lincecum busted for pot.
God I'm bored
Byrnes, D-Backs close to split
Mike Leake (1.04, 2 BB, 6 SO) is doing well in the Arizona Fall League, Trailing is this year's First Round Draft Prick. (6.97, 4 BB, 11 SO)
Mark McGwire hired as Cardinals hitting coach
John Wall ends tHan's mancrush
Just cuz you're going to the World Series doesn't mean you're not still a gigantic scumbag.  Incremental karmic payback is delicious!
Steve Phillips has a Birthmark on his Crotch

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