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Of trucks on top of elevator shafts, Redux (UPDATE 5)

So I e-mailed Greg Rybarczyk from Hit Tracker, and this post was made possible by him. I can't say it any stronger than this: Thank you, Greg.

The Toyota promotion that I told you about before, I know now, is impossible to attain. It's a fabrication created by the Reds and Toyota, so just know the next time you go to Great American that the truck in center is a huge advertisement, and nothing more. As Greg says,

It might as well be on the moon.

This is Greg's full statement:

Star-divide

Bottom line, don't hold your breath.  I marked it at 502 feet horizontally and 65 feet above field level.

On a calm, 70 degree day, a player would have to hit the ball at 134.5 mph off the bat, which is beyond the realm of possibility using MLB baseballs and MLB bats.

With a 15 mph tail wind and a 90 degree day, a hit of 122.7 mph would reach the truck.  That is in fact possible by someone like Alex Rodriguez, or maybe Wily Mo Pena, but I doubt a lefty could hit one that hard in that direction.  Also, at 500 horizontal feet from home plate, that's quite a lucky shot to go in just the right direction.  And by the way, last year one home run was hit at GABP in wind of 15 mph or greater.  It just doesn't get that windy at game time there...

The Reds need to gamble a little and put the truck where it can be reached (check where the Royals have a truck in LCF).

Update [2008-3-26 13:19:51 by boobs]: Here's a link to a photo of what he's talking about. (Thanks again to C. Trent for the pic.)

Greg continues:

 So what if someone hits it, it's not that expensive, and will draw lots of interest.  As it is, no one's going to think twice about it, it might as well be on the moon...

Let me know if you want some more details on this, and I am more than happy to be quoted as saying this is not going to happen, or more words to that effect.  If the Reds want to move it, I'd be glad to help them figure out the odds, I have consulted on a couple new ballpark designs where I helped analyze fence heights based on home run data...

Let me remind you that Adam Dunn and Ken Griffey Jr. are lefties. They are never, ever, going to hit the ball 550 feet to center field.

Greg added this in another e-mail:

Oh, forgot to say, the wind-aided (i.e. the all but impossible) homer would fly 551 feet, if it made it back to field level.  The non-wind-aided one (i.e. the totally impossible one) would fly 541 feet.  And since April 2006, no one has cleared 500 feet according to Hit Tracker, and the ones that got past 490 were wind or altitude aided...

Bummer, looks like the truck will just grow old up there...

Let me repeat that: This home run would have to fly at the very least 541 feet, which hasn't been approached in any ballpark in the time that Hit Tracker has been in operation. That time: the past two and a half years, or the past 5,000+ games.

Bottom line, this thing is never going to happen. This is nothing more than a big red billboard in center field, and I hope everyone knows it. If the Reds move it to a more plausible location, then so be it, but as it sits, no one is ever going to win a Toyota Tundra from Great American Ball Park brought to you by Toyota.

Final note: I'm going to e-mail some people about this (the Reds, Toyota, etc.) I think a few of them will get back to me, and I'll let you know how they respond. --Rick

Update [2008-3-26 13:32:3 by boobs]: I just heard back from a representative of the Reds. Here's what she had to say:

Rick,

Thank you for your email. I will make sure it gets passed on to the appropriate people. While we recognize that the truck is hard/impossible to hit, please know that we will be giving away the truck at the end of the season to a lucky Reds fan.

 Thanks,

Kate Petach

Update [2008-3-26 13:14:31 by boobs]: Thanks to C. Trent for picking up on this. You can check out his post at http://1530homer.com/pages/ctrent.html Sorry, no permalink.

Update [2008-3-26 15:7:58 by boobs]: Eamonn, a friend who posts at AOL Fanhouse, has a post up about the truck. Thanks to Eamonn.

Update [2008-3-26 16:43:12 by boobs]: Thanks also to Will at Deadspin for his post on the subject. As he claims, "If anyone at Yankee Stadium this year hits a home run that goes through our apartment window, we will give one lucky fan $500 and a package of leftover Peeps from Easter. Also: We will sell our soul to Satan." I'm willing to chip in to the pot. If anyone from any team hits the truck during a game where it sits today, I will give one lucky Red Reporter my car, a 2004 Honda Civic with 37,000 miles and a sunroof.

Update No. 5: A small update... received word back from Toyota, although they didn't really say anything. Here's the e-mail:

Mr. Newkirk,

Toyota is sensitive to the opinions of our customers, and we respect your position on this issue. We have documented your comments accordingly.

Thank you for allowing us the opportunity to receive your feedback such that we may improve our advertising and marketing efforts.

Your email has been documented at our National Headquarters under file #200803280023 and is available for management review. If we can be of further assistance, please feel free to contact us.

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Have to pay for Dusty somehow
things like this certainly have to bring in some revenue.
www.redsminorleagues.com

by dougdirt on Mar 26, 2008 6:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They should move it
Honestly, it's only a truck. Toyota has a million of them. They can afford to actually give one away, not just pretend to.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 26, 2008 7:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

You mean give on away like they do at Comerica all the time?!

by sukr on Mar 28, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not put it on the field?
If you hit it's a ground rule double and a few lucky fans get a free hot dog with Heinz Ketchup.
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Mar 26, 2008 11:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking
a Prius along the third base line. If you hit it with a drag bunt it's yours, Norris.

by Red Menace on Mar 26, 2008 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I imagine winning a prius
would be a great way to discourage bunting.

Les' do it!

I'm a man of genius. I can afford to drool on you.

by Man Mountain on Mar 26, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mission Impossible
I'd love to see the look on the face of whoever would be responsible for the new truck if a ball was actually hit up there. Do you think there's actually a plan if it really is hit?

by TheClashing on Mar 26, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that email from the reds pretty much seals it
it's a big billboard in center. the thing is, im actually fine with that. I think teams should sell out in every way possible -- im even in favor of selling naming rights to wrigley field. But if this is just a truck that's going to be given away at the end of the year, they should just say "This is the truck that we'll give away at the end of the year."
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 26, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

agree
a giant hanging truck is a lot cooler than a billboard anyway.
I'm a man of genius. I can afford to drool on you.

by Man Mountain on Mar 26, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait...
Why can't lefties hit as far as righties to center?

by Brad on Mar 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think its slightly left of center
so youd have to hit it the other way, technically
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 26, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's because
righties are all about bombs and lefties are all about peace and love.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 26, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aww
boobs is settling his feud with C. Trent.  C. Trent is saying nice things about boobs (and not actual boobs, for once) and the rest of Red Reporter as well.  Makes me feel all... smiley. :)

by Brendanukkah on Mar 26, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He was great
in 1995.  Because the Reds playoff rotation was Shoureck, Smiley and Wells, I thought that only lefthanders could be good pitchers.  I thought that Greg Maddux was a left hander because he won the Cy Young Award.  I also thought Jose Rijo was a left hander.  I was 8 at the time.  I didn't know who Jose Rijo was until he hurt himself, and my parents told me he was having surgery.  

1995 was the first year I paid attention to baseball, an NLCS appearance gave me high expectations, that have been dashed every year since.

The Dusty path to the World Series! (This is not an endorsement.)

by justin0070000 on Mar 26, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1995
I went to live in Hawaii. Crap, I feel old all of a sudden.

by jch24 on Mar 26, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Summer of '95..
..was the last time I dated a college girl.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 26, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'95 NLDS sweep vs Dodgers
They won the first two in LA and then the best-of-five series came to Cincinnati.

Nomo was striking 'em out at a pretty good clip but Ron Gant hit a two run homer and somebody else crushed another one.  The Reds tore up their bullpen as well.

Wells pitched at least six good innings and Brantley struck out Piazza to end the game.

It was the Reds' last post-season victory.

I was there.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 26, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Deadspin link
Its all about boobs.  
And i listen to the voice inside my head.... nothing, i do this one myself.

by obc2 on Mar 26, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey
Trent is crediting some loser named Rick Newkirk for your work, Boobs.

And speaking of Trent...a moment of silence, please, for his favorite restaurant in Sarasota, Maria's Chicken.  I wanted to eat there, but they've gone out of business.  The message on their answering machine blames the bad economy.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 27, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome...

This thread was just linked on Fark!

Put in a quarter...Turn out the lights...Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright!

by chandrathan on Mar 27, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe that's why the views keep going up

even though it hasnt been on deadspin for a day and we stopped talking about it.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 27, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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