Red Reporter: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
New Blog: Sounder At Heart for Seattle Sounders Fans!

Bereavement Pool: ROSTERS

It's four days past the deadline, so I'm going to assume I have all the entries. We got a very good response from Red Reporters and family members, and this year's pool will include 15 participants. I will be cashing checks and money orders tomorrow and inserting the pot (in cash) into the official Binding Bereavement Binder. The winner will get $120, second place $20, third place $10.

Star-divide

Here are the rosters:

3 fast

  1. Stephen Hawking
  2. Phyllis Diller
  3. Queen Elizabeth II
  4. Mary Kate Olsen $$
  5. Keith Richards
  6. Cesar Laurean $$
  7. Nelson Mandela $$
  8. Dick Vitale $$
  9. Dick Clark
  10. Joe Paterno $$
  11. Fidel Castro
  12. Yogi Berra $$
  13. Ariel Sharon
  14. Stan Musial $$
  15. Jerry Lewis $$
  16. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  17. John Wooden
  18. Jack Kevorkian
  19. Billy Graham
  20. Estelle Getty $$
Alan
  1. Dom DeLouise $$
  2. Jack Klugman
  3. Margaret Thatcher
  4. Gary Glitter $$
  5. Kenny Baker $$
  6. David Prowse $$
  7. Stephen Hawking
  8. Lester "Beetlejuice" Green $$
  9. Lou Henson $$
  10. Hamid Karzai
  11. Bo Diddley
  12. Diego Maradona $$
  13. Pervez Musharraf
  14. Roger Ebert
  15. Andy Fordham $$
  16. Harold Pinter
  17. Roh Tae-woo $$
  18. Sirajuddin Haqqani $$
  19. Howard Dill $$
  20. Edna Parker $$
BLee
  1. Kirk Douglas
  2. Charlton Heston
  3. George H.W. Bush
  4. Al Davis $$
  5. Billy Graham
  6. Bilawal Bhutto Zardari $$
  7. George Steinbrenner
  8. B.B. King $$
  9. Omar bin Laden $$
  10. James Earl Jones $$
  11. Charlie Watts $$
  12. Ralph Wilson $$
  13. Jimmy Carter
  14. Amy Winehouse
  15. Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka $$
  16. Abe Vigoda
  17. Pete Doherty
  18. Paul McCartney $$
  19. Fidel Castro
  20. Eddie Van Halen $$
boobs
  1. Amy Winehouse
  2. Farrah Fawcett
  3. Elizabeth Edwards
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. Tony Snow $$
  6. Tony Yayo $$
  7. Bobby Murcer $$
  8. Muhammad Ali
  9. Soupy Sales $$
  10. George Steinbrenner
  11. Prodigy from Mobb Deep $$
  12. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  13. Billy Graham
  14. Lil Wayne $$
  15. Jack Kevorkian
  16. Doyle Brunson $$
  17. Fyvush Finkel $$
  18. Sen. Robert Byrd $$
  19. Pete Doherty
  20. Bob Barker
boobs' mom
  1. Barack Obama $$
  2. Dick Cheney
  3. Keith Richards
  4. Ernest Borgnine
  5. Phyllis Diller
  6. Ted Kennedy $$
  7. Jimmy Carter
  8. John Travolta $$
  9. Farrah Fawcett
  10. Elizabeth Edwards
  11. Kirk Douglas
  12. Colin Farrell $$
  13. Joan Collins $$
  14. Elizabeth Taylor
  15. Liza Minelli $$
  16. Robin Williams $$
  17. Loretta Lynn $$
  18. Brigitte Nielsen $$
  19. Connie Stevens $$
  20. John Daly $$
boobs' roommate
  1. Elizabeth Edwards
  2. John Wooden
  3. W. Mark Felt
  4. Ariel Sharon
  5. Billy Graham
  6. Ralph Stanley $$
  7. Sammy Baugh $$
  8. Lee MacPhail $$
  9. Bobby Doerr $$
  10. Russell Watson $$
  11. Charlton Heston
  12. Jesse Helms
  13. Fidel Castro
  14. Karl Malden
  15. Prince Philip $$
  16. Margaret Thatcher
  17. Ali al-Sistani $$
  18. Betty Ford
  19. Stuart Scott $$
  20. Kirk Douglas
Brian B
  1. Mike Tyson ## $$
  2. Ralph Houk $$
  3. Billy Graham
  4. Ed McMahon $$
  5. John Wooden
  6. Elizabeth Edwards
  7. Millvina Dean $$
  8. Kirk Douglas
  9. Elizabeth Taylor
  10. Paul Harvey
  11. Ariel Sharon
  12. Walter Cronkite
  13. Orlando Thomas $$
  14. Larry Hagman $$
  15. Andy Griffith
  16. Don Baylor $$
  17. Rowdy Roddy Piper $$
  18. Farrah Fawcett
  19. Steve Smith (former Raiders running back) $$
  20. Gary Coleman $$
Brian B's wife
  1. Fidel Castro
  2. Ariel Sharon
  3. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  4. Studs Terkel $$
  5. Jack Klugman
  6. Kirk Douglas
  7. Charlton Heston
  8. Paul Harvey
  9. Bo Diddley
  10. Olivia de Havilland $$
  11. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  12. Britney Spears ##
  13. Roger Ebert
  14. Ron Santo
  15. Miep Gies $$
  16. Hamid Karzai
  17. Amy Winehouse
  18. Karl Malden
  19. Betty Ford
  20. Robert Mondavi $$
ctnyc
  1. Harvey Korman $$
  2. Karl Malden
  3. Andy Griffith
  4. Pervez Musharraf
  5. Fidel Castro
  6. John Wooden
  7. Paul Newman $$
  8. Dick Clark
  9. Robert Downey Jr. $$
  10. Jack Klugman
  11. Monte Irvin $$
  12. Robert McNamara $$
  13. Amy Winehouse
  14. Conrad Dobler $$
  15. Nancy Reagan
  16. George H.W. Bush
  17. Phyllis Diller
  18. Abe Vigoda
  19. Muhammad Ali
  20. Walter Cronkite
Gray
  1. Doris Lessing $$
  2. Rick Majerus $$
  3. Pete Doherty
  4. Amy Winehouse
  5. Haley Joel Osment $$
  6. Jesse Helms
  7. Farrah Fawcett
  8. Betty Ford
  9. Fidel Castro
  10. Pervez Musharraf
  11. Jack Kevorkian
  12. Ariel Sharon
  13. Kirk Douglas
  14. Louis Farrakhan
  15. Billy Graham
  16. Kenneth Arrow $$
  17. Paul Samuelson $$
  18. Ronald Coase $$
  19. Maya Angelou $$
  20. Nadine Gordimer $$
JD
  1. Muhammed Ali
  2. Elizabeth Taylor
  3. Amy Winehouse
  4. Pete Doherty
  5. Andy Dick $$
  6. Bob Barker
  7. Charlton Heston
  8. John Wooden
  9. Barbara Bush $$
  10. Kirstie Alley $$
  11. Queen Elizabeth
  12. Abe Vigoda
  13. Gerald Ford ++
  14. Fidel Castro
  15. JD Salinger $$
JD's wife
  1. Britney Spears $$
  2. Lindsay Lohan $$
  3. Betty White $$
  4. Hillary Clinton $$
  5. Clint Eastwood $$
  6. Gladys Knight $$
  7. Harry Morgan $$
  8. Courtney Love
  9. Charlton Heston
  10. Dick Clark
  11. Elizabeth Taylor
  12. Amy Whinehouse
  13. Mickey Rooney $$
  14. Lady Bird Johnson ++
  15. Fidel Castro
Madville
  1. Bob Howsam $$
  2. Bill Clinton $$
  3. Sally Field $$
  4. Michael Vick $$
  5. Rush Lumbaugh $$
  6. Courtney Love
  7. Wolfgang Puck $$
  8. Stephen Hawking
  9. Morgan Freeman $$
  10. George Lucas $$
  11. Hal Holbrook $$
  12. Boy George $$
  13. David Lee Roth $$
  14. Mary Tyler Moore $$
  15. Jack Nicholson $$
  16. Elton John $$
  17. Dick Cheney
  18. Josh Hamilton $$
  19. David Copperfield $$
  20. Jane Fonda $$
Man Mountain
  1.  John Wooden
  2.  Ernest Borgnine
  3.  Billy Graham
  4.  Seamus Heaney $$
  5.  Nancy Reagan
  6.  Sir Bobby Robson $$
  7.  George Mitchell $$
  8.  Stephen Baldwin $$
  9.  Patricia Neal $$
  10. Maxine Kumin $$
  11. Natasha Lyonne $$
  12. Ruth Bader Ginsburg $$
  13. Elizabeth Taylor
  14. Muhammad Ali
  15. Ed Asner $$
  16. Harold Pinter
  17. Adam "Pacman" Jones $$
  18. Amy Winehouse
  19. Bashar Assad $$
  20. Stephen Hawking
Red Menace
  1. Farrah Fawcett
  2. Ron Springs $$
  3. Muhammad Ali
  4. Stephen Hawking
  5. Ron Santo
  6. Louis Farrakhan
  7. George Steinbrenner
  8. Harold Pinter
  9. Ronnie Biggs  $$
  10. Jack Kevorkian
  11. Ariel Sharon
  12. Bo Diddley
  13. Fidel Castro
  14. Charlton Heston
  15. W. Mark Felt
  16. Peter O'Toole $$
  17. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  18. Billy Graham
  19. Kirk Douglas
  20. King-Father Norodom Sihanouk $$
Legend:
$$: Unique pick, worth 25-point bonus.
++: JD and wife entered only 15 picks, and each picked a person who was already dead. I got their entries right up against the deadline, so they have accepted their disadvantaged fate.
##: Replaced Steve Fossett.

A list of the most popular picks:

#  Person          Selections
1  Fidel Castro         10
2  Billy Graham          8
2  Amy Winehouse         8
4  Kirk Douglas          7
5  Charlton Heston       6
5  Ariel Sharon          6
7  Muhammad Ali          5
7  Farrah Fawcett        5
7  Stephen Hawking       5
7  Elizabeth Taylor      5
7  John Wooden           5
12 Pete Doherty          4
12 Elizabeth Edwards     4
12 Jack Kevorkian        4
15 Dick Clark            3
15 Bo Diddley            3
15 Phyllis Diller        3
15 Betty Ford            3
15 Zsa Zsa Gabor         3
15 Jack Klugman          3
15 Karl Malden           3
15 Pervez Musharraf      3
15 Harold Pinter         3
15 George Steinbrenner   3
15 Abe Vigoda            3

Other multiple (2) picks: Bob Barker, Ernest Borgnine, George H.W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Dick Cheney, Walter Cronkite, Roger Ebert, Queen Elizabeth, Louis Farrakhan, W. Mark Felt, Andy Griffith, Paul Harvey, Jesse Helms, Hamid Karzai, Courtney Love, Nancy Reagan, Keith Richards, Ron Santo, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Margaret Thatcher.

For integrity's sake, I e-mailed the picks made by me and my mom early (my roommate missed the first deadline, so I just posted him with everyone else.) Here is the full-disclosure e-mail address and password:
boobsisnotacheater@gmail.com
b00bsisnotacheater  (notice the zeroes).

As far as the Fossett pick and any other dusputable picks, here is my suggestion. If no one objects, I think they should be allowed to replace that pick, especially since they got their entries in early and I failed to notice. No one will lose uniqueness bonus points if they pick people who were unique selections for other people.

I would extend the same courtesy to any other picks that are in violation of the rules that I haven't noticed.

Update [2008-2-8 12:45:10 by boobs]: I edited the list to reflect Brian B and wife's new picks. JD's wife will still receive uniqueness bonus for Britney Spears since she was the only person to pick her as of the posting of the rosters.

I'm sure there are some other mistakes in here, but I hope I copied down everyone's roster correctly. Let me know if there's anything I screwed up and I'll get it fixed right away. Not that rooting for Soupy Sales to die is fun, exactly, but this oughta be pretty entertaining.

Good luck everyone!

0 recs  |  Comment 53 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

I can't believe
only one person took Britney.  She's one of the first people I thought of when you guys started talking about this whole thing.  You totally know she's going to end up in some hotel room dead of a stupidity overdose.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Constanza

by beasleymachine on Feb 8, 2008 8:20 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Britney...
..seemingly has quite a predisposed immunity against terminal stupidity.  (It might be in her family's genes.)

Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2008 8:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

my biggest surprise
was that nobody picked osama bin laden. there's a rule against getting points for him if he died before this year, but still, isnt there a really good chance he'll die in 2008?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 8, 2008 12:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No
Our new Democratic president is going to surrender to terror.

...or some such nonsense.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 8, 2008 12:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that was one of the greatest speeches of our time
it had everything: drama (stepping "aside"), melodrama ("if you vote D, the terrorists win"), a surprise twist ("I'm staying through the convention. [Yay!] Psych!), anguish (boos and "NO!"s after he announced he was quitting) and comedy (stepping "aside", "if you vote D, the terrorists win", "I'm staying through the convention. [Yay!] Psych! [NOOO!!!!])
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 8, 2008 1:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

boobs
Your mom just made all kinds of Secret Service lists.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 8, 2008 9:38 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hey Boobs, I just want to say "thanks."
A dead pool is something rather unexpected and completely unnecessary but it's gonna make Red Reporter quite a bit more fun to check out regularly.

Thanks for making it happen!

Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2008 9:47 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

well, obama got one person's vote in '08
Superbike World Championship is the worldwide superbike championship.

by Man Mountain on Feb 8, 2008 2:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I think he was quoting Rickey
A reporter asked Henderson if Ken Caminiti's estimate that 50 percent of Major League players were taking steroids was accurate. His response was, "Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there."
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Feb 8, 2008 2:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh
I must be stupid stupid stupid.

by Brian B on Feb 8, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like that you wish everyone good luck, boobs
Which is a nice way of saying, "Everyone on these lists, drop dead."

Premature death = wiping clean the Ledger

by Brendanukkah on Feb 8, 2008 3:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

<taps mic>
Superbike World Championship is the worldwide superbike championship.

by Man Mountain on Feb 8, 2008 3:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

creativity
Here's how original everyone's lists are (yay stats!). I had to use percentages because of JD and Alli.

(most unique)

85% 17/20
Madville

60% 12/20
Alan

55% 11/20
Man Mountain
boobs' mom

53% 8/15
JD's wife

50% 10/20
BLee
Brian B

45% 9/20
3 fast
boobs

40% 8/20
boobs' roommate
Gray

30% 6/20
ctnyc

27% 4/15
JD

20% 4/20
Brian B's wife
Red Menace

by Red Menace on Feb 8, 2008 3:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

checks cashed
everything's set. here's a coupla shots of the Binding Bereavement Binder (which is really a Lisa Frank folder. Too bad no one picked Lisa Frank.)

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 8, 2008 4:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Don't look too closely . . .
. . . or you'll spot Madville's home address.  Oops.  

by Brian B on Feb 9, 2008 2:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

or the serial numbers on those stolen bills
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 9, 2008 3:02 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mine wasn't stolen, I made it myself.
"Men are ruled,this minute by the clock, by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. G.K. Chesterton 1917

by Madville on Feb 9, 2008 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Boobs
Now, what exactly is the trash-talking etiquette for a Bereavement Pool?

by ctnyc on Feb 8, 2008 7:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

re:
"Why, Monte Irvin's as healthy as a horse! Dumbass."
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 8, 2008 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

"Edna Parker, bitches."
Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2008 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And Boobs...
Doyle Brunson's not sick. He's bluffing.
Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yall missed the boat
by not claiming any high-profile rap stars. also, prodigy has sickle cell, and he's in the clink. The shivs are already in the mail.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 8, 2008 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Two words..
Penile. Cancer.

Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A cancer specialist ...
insists there is hope for the funnyman: "If caught early, before it spreads to the surrounding lymph nodes, (penile cancer) is highly treatable."

Read your Star Pulse.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 8, 2008 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

"If caught early.."
"Early.." as in "prior to the pill-popping patient ingesting 55 gallon drums of parmesan and ricotta over his lifetime."
Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2008 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Edna
I've picked her every year for the last 20 years.  I'm telling you, the bird just ain't gonna die.

by Brian B on Feb 9, 2008 1:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

teaser trailer
Also fantasy baseball is coming soon. Start compiling your player rankings.

by Red Menace on Feb 9, 2008 12:41 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

that shit's for weirdos
Superbike World Championship is the worldwide superbike championship.

by Man Mountain on Feb 9, 2008 2:19 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who's on top
of your Superbike World Championship draft board?  

by Brendanukkah on Feb 9, 2008 3:02 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't resist..
Umm, dude.. your mom..

Sorry.. That is the first and last time I participate in this theme..

-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Feb 10, 2008 9:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The first one's free.
And... You never forget your first.

(I know what your thinking.. you can quit any time you want to.)

Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 10, 2008 10:16 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Updates
Any score yet?  This is the most boring game EVER.  Next year, let's draft grass seeds and see who can grow the tallest grass.

by Brian B on Feb 9, 2008 1:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I can't shake the feeling
A couple years from now we're going to be saying, "Remember how that guy called 'boobs' showed up and convinced us all to send him money?" I'm telling you we're never going to hear from him again.

Then he moves on to another blog and does it all over.

by Red Menace on Feb 9, 2008 3:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Dateline?
Is that one of those websites where guys can chat with impressionable young girls?
Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 10, 2008 1:40 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh, dont i wish...
its the exactly opposite, actually.  bastards...
is it April yet?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 10, 2008 9:09 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this was a good lesson for me
in how to pull off a confidence scam. theoretically, of course.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 9, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Estelle Getty was already dead...
That should count for something...
Put in a quarter...Turn out the lights...Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright!

by chandrathan on Feb 9, 2008 7:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No, she's alive. But barely.
She was going to be on my list, had I actually taken part in this.  

Brendan's surefire pick: Mick Mars.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 9, 2008 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mick used to have a surefire pick.
3:10.
Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 10, 2008 1:34 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if only there were some way to check
Superbike World Championship is the worldwide superbike championship.

by Man Mountain on Feb 11, 2008 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i dont feel comfortable doing that just yet
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Feb 11, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You must be thinking of..
..your Lisa Frank diary.
Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 11, 2008 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

multiple myeloma
you know who else has multiple myeloma?  Don F. Baylor.

And I'm going to hell. JD, if you get a subpoena from god asking for brian b's contact info, move to quash.

by Brian B on Feb 11, 2008 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No to worry Brian - god (aka God) is dead.
Although I read about it a few years back, I did not make His funeral. Fred Nietze, the mad German genius who was gay (see his work called "The Gay Science" and his man/overman philosophy) was one of the first to notice God's demise.

Now there is a website: www.GodisDead.com
It starts like this -

Welcome to God Is Dead, an easy to navigate website designed to inform, educate, and stimulate.

Soooo, not only don't worry but aren't you gald you didn't include God in the Death Pool.

"Men are ruled,this minute by the clock, by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. G.K. Chesterton 1917

by Madville on Feb 11, 2008 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's not a celebrity..
..and no one had him in the pool but Sean Connery's cousin deserves a Red Reporter shout-out for kicking the bucket in such a dramatic "you-shtinkin'-kidsh-get-offa-my-lawn" kinda way.
Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 12, 2008 10:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Five previous heart attacks?
Good lord.  He was nearly a Superfan.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 12, 2008 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

plus
It happened last year.

by Brian B on Feb 13, 2008 9:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about Cincinnati Reds. Community Guidlines
Start posting about the Reds »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

Small
Memories of Tom Browning's Perfect Game?
Supercam_small
Sunny Sunday Open Thread
Redandblue_small
Technology replacing Umpires
Uh-doi_small
RR Burger Tour Stop - highlifeman21, you owe me a burger
Spartans_small
tHan's CHI/CIN game thread
Spartans_small
SIS - best songs by certain bands edition
Spartans_small
Strongest Reds Position Historically
Leopold_butter_scotch_southpark_small
Beware History
Small
08 REDS v. 09 REDS
Small
Win Chance to Hang With Bronson Arroyo!!!!!!!!!1

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recent FanShots

Jocketty reportedly concerned about shortstop and catcher
Marmolejo suspended for using performance-enhancing drugs
Dude!!!! Lincecum busted for pot.
God I'm bored
Byrnes, D-Backs close to split
Mike Leake (1.04, 2 BB, 6 SO) is doing well in the Arizona Fall League, Trailing is this year's First Round Draft Prick. (6.97, 4 BB, 11 SO)
Mark McGwire hired as Cardinals hitting coach
John Wall ends tHan's mancrush
Just cuz you're going to the World Series doesn't mean you're not still a gigantic scumbag.  Incremental karmic payback is delicious!
Steve Phillips has a Birthmark on his Crotch

+ New FanShot All FanShots >


Manager

Redsmouth_small Slyde

Bench Coaches

Uh-doi_small jch24

Burger-king_small BK

Ken_fish_called_wanda_small ken

Happyhanukkah_small Brendanukkah

417898_small Gray

Jinaz-reds-avatar_small JinAZ

Baseballbugs-thumb_small Charlie Scrabbles

Miles_small nycredsfan

Beat Reporters

Adelieicon_small andromache

Small riverfront76