Game Thread: Game 143 vs. the Brewers

first

score today I call 21-3 Packers over Bengals oops I mean brewers over reds

by Tbone redleg on Sep 9, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions

nah

an upset, and they knock Favre, I mean Sheets, out early

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 9, 2007 1:09 PM EDT reply actions

Then again...

...maybe not.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions

this game started with three homers

and then 2 singles. phil is out

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:25 PM EDT reply actions

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 9, 2007 1:27 PM EDT reply actions

you had it right

you just mixed up sheets and dumatrait

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions

i'm sure that's happened before

and will again

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions

all the scouting reports i read

say theyre pretty much the same guy

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions

CINCINNATI -- The Brewers bashed their way into the history books on Sunday afternoon, hitting three consecutive home runs to begin the rubber match of a series against the Reds.
Second baseman Rickie Weeks, shortstop J.J. Hardy and third baseman Ryan Braun hit back-to-back-to-back home runs off Cincinnati left-hander Phil Dumatrait in a span of nine pitches. It was the third time in Major League history that a team has hit three homers in a row to begin a game.

The first club to do it was the 1987 Padres, and the 2003 Braves matched the feat against these same Reds.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 9, 2007 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions

lol

wow. was that his last start of the year?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 9, 2007 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions

if by 'year' you mean 'career'

then yes. at least i hope so

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions

the cowboy said he takes

dumatrait's horrible start personally

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:27 PM EDT reply actions

Looks like Phil will have a

shorter ML career than Tom

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 9, 2007 1:27 PM EDT reply actions

was that really

back 2 back 2 back to start the game?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 9, 2007 1:28 PM EDT reply actions

How the hell is Dunn the closest guy there?

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:29 PM EDT reply actions

an out!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions

Hopp'n'Kepp

open for bidnis

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

So, is the Dummy-trait

experiment over?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 9, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

cmon JR

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 9, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

how close was that?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 9, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

wall

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions

that was almost 594

damn

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

My brother called

to tell me that the first three batters went back-to-back-to-back. I'm feeling pretty stupid right now, but I actually tuned in thinking it was the Reds taking Sheets deep.

by Red Menace on Sep 9, 2007 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

Hopp, Kepp, Griff

it's only a matter of time (and hallucination)

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions

This is gonna get out of hand

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:48 PM EDT reply actions

Braun

2 run jack

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Braun

2 run jack

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Wow

I don't think I've ever seen stands that empty. I swear I saw a tumbleweed roll by...

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 1:49 PM EDT reply actions

can't say they were unwise

why the hell are we watching this rubbish?

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Because

We've always wondered whether Tom Shearn on short rest is better than Phil Dumatrait.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions

how are you guys watching it?

im not getting it on fsn

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions

mlb.tv

actually I'm watching for Votto at this point. And he delivers again.

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions

oh

im blacked out. my stolen account is in the west virginia area

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions

wait

so even if FSN isn't showing it, MLB can black out the away coverage?

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions

i dont know the rules

ive only gotten one game this year, and it was an fsn game at pittsburgh

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions

I was wondering...

...why we're getting the Brewers feed for a game at GABP.

Hint to those blacked out: proxies.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions

i dont follow

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions

Proxies

Fool the MLB server into thinking you're logging in from someplace else. You can even use foreign proxies to watch games on Saturday afternoon.

Google free proxies to find some. You may need to try several different ones to find one that works at a reasonable speed.

Firefox has several extensions that make it easy to switch proxies.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah

thanks, but i dont get it and i dont have time to figure it out today. i will look into it in the future, though

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah

Getting to watch this game isn't much incentive, that's for sure.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah

it sucks because i want to like guys like that, but its like theres no such thing as tempered optimism

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions

whaddya think?

looks pretty close.

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions

i almost dont mind that

shearn is blowing up. im tired of hearing about him. im sorry, but a guy who spends 12 years in the minors is not going to have sustained success in the bigs

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions

is he getting a lot of dap?

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions

well

tHom just said that he doesnt care how long hes been in the minors, hes done a great job and blah blah blah

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions

meh, eckstein effect

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions

Ellison

As a Red:

.050/.100/.105, OPS+-48

1 for 20

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

Bruce

As a Red:

.000/.000/.000

Ellison owns him.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions

not by much

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions

I happe to think

that .205 points of OPS is quite a bit.

It just goes to show that Bruce is nothing special in a Major League uniform.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions

Weeks and Braun

battorneys at law

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:11 PM EDT reply actions

It's kind of funny

how their names are homophones for antonyms.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions

indeed

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions

Good gravy

Did somebody turn down the gravity in Cincinnati today?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 2:11 PM EDT reply actions

you should never turn down gravy

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions

you know

I was feeling a little off today. Maybe that's it.

[Heads down stairs and checks the gravitometer] Nope, 9.8 m/s^2.

That's not it.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions

Phillips

only needs 6 more walks to match his total of 35 from last year (in 41 fewer PAs than this year so far). Sure would like to see him walk a little more.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:20 PM EDT reply actions

no joke

he really, really needs to be on base more often.

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions

Elipidio is a badass

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:26 PM EDT reply actions

I've been saying this all along

Can we stop talking about trading him now?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 9, 2007 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions

i wonder if michael

is an edwin fan yet... we should let him out of his cage and find out

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 2:30 PM EDT reply actions

dollars to donuts

He wants to trade EE and put Keppinger at 3B.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Frankly

I hope they keep EdE, Kepp, and Gonzalez. I don't think Kepp is a full season starter and I sure would like to have his bat on the bench. Much more than Castro especially.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah

I wonder what they're going to do with Castro? He's got a multi-year contract, doesn't he?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions

just thru 2008

with a useless team option for 2009.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions

I like posting these, because it's so pleasing

Here are EdE's numbers at the plate going into today since he was recalled from Louisville: .307/.366/.455

His power has only started to come around since the first week of August. He's been slugging .559 since August 4th. I don't think he'd do that for an entire season, but it makes me more hopefully that he can be closer to the .500 slugger that I thought he could be.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions

When the description says

"Hopper singled to right" does that mean he singled to the right side? Surely the ball didn't make it to the outfield. :P

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions

it was good solid single the other way

was that part of the bet with griffey?

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Petey Mack

Sure is pulling Griffey out of the game a lot lately.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

He probably knows

that we're all dying to see Buck Coats play.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions

Adam Dunn gets the job done

he's really becoming adept at small ball. Good for him! [/sarcasm]

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:47 PM EDT reply actions

I don't like this missing strike zone on GD

but I bet they did it because what's a strike and what's a ball differs by the batter (you know, based on their ethnicity...er...height). I bet there were too many complaints from fans that balls outside of the box were being called strikes. That's my guess.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:48 PM EDT reply actions

Holy crap

BP and LLM walked in the same game. WTF?

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:49 PM EDT reply actions

And Estrada and Mench

This is turning into one of those games that Tim Kurkjian could get all squeaky about.

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Ede!

This is still a game!

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:52 PM EDT reply actions

and then

up to the plate steps Buck Coats to temper the entuhsiasm.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 9, 2007 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Buck Coats

now has 4 AB with the Reds and 3 strikeouts. But it's 8-5.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

Why did he bring in Coutlangus

to face Braun, Fielder and Hart? They're all righties.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

D'oh

and ball all righties, I mean Fielder is a lefty.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions

damn

I wish I could type. I meant BY all righties, etc.

Strikeout Braun!

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions

I'd say that went fairly well.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 9, 2007 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah

I'll go ahead and shut up now.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2007 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions

eh, keep talkin'

It looks like it's you, you, and you carrying this thread right now

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 9, 2007 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm here

But it's more fun to read about Slyde balling righties than it is to post. ;-)

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions

totally understandable

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 9, 2007 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Grat Homonphonics!!!

Time for a bigtime Run at the bigtime

by Madville on Sep 9, 2007 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Something wicked this way comes

It's McBeth and the curse of the 8th inning.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 3:19 PM EDT reply actions

Dunn is sucking

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 3:29 PM EDT reply actions

And Votto just wasn't paying attention

This game is just plain wacked.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 9, 2007 3:31 PM EDT reply actions

Man, Edwin is becoming a webgemmer

"Two Dunn's enter, but only one Dunn will leave...unless neither do because they decide to play cards, drink beer, golf, and fish."--SlydeFrog

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2007 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

Kepp still whacking the ball!

2 for 5; .325 Hard to keep this guy on the bench.
Sorry i missed the game - maybe tomorrow...Work is all consuming, remember if you go to work for yourself it is never ending and you have to provide the energy, direction and ideas to be a sucksess...not to mention the cash!

Time for a bigtime Run at the bigtime

by Madville on Sep 9, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions

anybody watch the VMAs?

i had to share this comment, which is the best description i can find:

Britney opened up the VMAs with a lifeless performance of her new song "Gimme More." She should change the song to "Gimme More Boniva" because Britney was moving like a 75 year old woman with osteoporosis.

http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2007/09/britney-spears-vmas-performance-gimme.html

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 9, 2007 11:41 PM EDT reply actions

This does not surprise me.

The only time I'm ever felt like Britney meant anything that she ever did was when she winked at me at the end of that one Pepsi commerical.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 9, 2007 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions

But but but...

It's Britney, bitch.

C'mon, give the girl (another) chance.

(Oh, yeah. I keed. I'm eager to see this performance pop up on YouTube.)

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 10, 2007 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions

It's one of the top stories on CNN this morning

She looks like she's drugged out of her mind or something. And not on Boniva.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 10, 2007 6:50 AM EDT up reply actions

Britney bashing...

..is soooo Sunday night.

As we head into the homestretch of this anti-news cycle, I'm rescinding my snark and now offering my support for the young single working mother.

I've still not seen her recent work, but it sounds honest, compelling and raw.

But maybe that's because that's how I like my women- Drugged. Or something.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 10, 2007 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions

Just watched

First of all, that song is bad. But that truly is one of the most lifeless performances I've ever seen. It looked like it was all she could do to just walk to her marks. I'm sure MTV was most disappointed to start the show off with that.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 10, 2007 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions

I think MTV is disappointed anytime..

..they resort to programming any actual, ya know, music.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 10, 2007 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions

Wasn't there supposed to be a magic trick

with Criss Angel involved?

Anyway, best line I've read so far about the whole thing: "MTV might as well as put a baby horse on a skate board and pushed it across the stage."

I believe I'd like to see that.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 10, 2007 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions

Nah

MTV would put that on some pay-per-view special. Now if some idiot was strapped on to the top of a pimped out car that's slams into the wall of a Super Sweet 16 party in Malibu in order to determine if he is the one of the three guys that is worthy to date some slutty 18-year old all while Ashton Kutcher films it from some hidden room, that would get a 2 hour prime time special.

Damn, I'm getting old.

I'm a numbers freak, numbers freak. I'm numbers freaky, ow.

by Slyde on Sep 10, 2007 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions

Umm.. Slyde, can I borrow that slutty 18-year old?

And 'Nukkah, can I borrow that baby horse?

by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 10, 2007 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions

You've already shown us what you do

with horses.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 10, 2007 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions

I was set up!

I blame Ashton Kutcher.

And the horse he rode in on.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Sep 10, 2007 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions

Criss Angel

I heard he was either supposed to turn Brittney into a singer or make her disappear completely

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 10, 2007 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions

one of the reviews i read

said he was disappointed cris angel didnt make her disappear, so yeah, that was kind of the theme of the night.

i will say that i was a britney fanboy back in the day (for what she was -- a writhing, no-talent sex organism who just made you feel young -- she was great), but watching last night felt like witnessing history. nobody comes back from that. she was much worse than the drunk girl at the bar who gets up and dances on the table, even if that girl faceplants on the floor.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 10, 2007 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions