Game Thread: Game 41 vs. the Padres

Ooh, is it already the masquerade?  I need to change into my costume!

For the Masquerade, i'm going to be all Meta and come as Sean O.  So, I'll be acting like Sean O being Sean O.  Imagine the layers of complexity.

I did try my costume on earlier and it is a bit tight - been staying up too late and not exercising enough. However I have it on good authority that God will be with us tonight!

Til then just remember that Jerry Narron has less charisma than Jerry Coleman. So let us talk about leadership - not management skills but leadership and why a great leader could almost 'will' this team to turn it atound.

Masquerade - When one prentends to be some he (or she) is not. For example Jerry Narron is MASQUERADING as a major league manager.

Boobs - Is the boob real or is it participating in a masquerade?

Homer - A pitching prospect who can hit the ball out of the park and at the same time discuss the virtures of a really lame hometown team.

Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious dog.

Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he starts writing in his notebook.

"But, I'm not a Bruins Fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..." he
continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or the Red Sox. So, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."