Masquerade Part II

hmm.

Sorry... keep thinking positive.

(hah, 'cuz he's fat and strikes out a lot)

I showed it to griffey but he got all embarassed.

heh, bat.

GOOD NIGHT CLEVELAND, WE LOVE YOU!

1. The Sleepy Floyd Award for Strongest Late Thread Performance goes to Stoner kid. Not even close. Guy came out of nowhere with some killer stuff.
2. The NEILYNG/BSHAKEY/DAVIDBRIGGS Award for Cunning goes to Boobs for responding to his own alterego. Did this fool anyone over the age of twelve? Unacceptable.
3. The Raja Bell Award for Poster Who Brings the Most Things to the Table But Doesn't Take Anything Off to Cool God. Having a sneaky good night. Staying within himself; not trying to do anything he's not capable of. Just playing his game all night. Go look at the stats. I'm serious; I'll wait. Some artists in my iPod shuffle while we wait: Arctic Fire, T.I., Jens Lekman, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, the Strokes, and Arcade Monkeys.

Excellent pitching again by Arroyo.  Possibly one of the best trades anybody's made in the last 2 seasons at least.

nevermind nevermind, I'm fine here.  Really.  Well, if you talk to theo, you can mention me, sure.  I don't want to seem desperate or anything.  

So after the game, we will option Dunn to AAA, and recall DeWayne Wise.

Knowing that, when I played the game I played the game hard. I'm not sure these teams are playing hard. Whoever plays the hardest wins unless that team isn't scrappy.

Y'know, when I played the game, players were different yet the same. There were players and they played the game. That's what I love about baseball. Players playing the game that's supposed to be played.

I'll chirp in later with more insight and analysis.

Nice catch if you like guys who gotta use their glove all the damn time.

He'll be dancing in no time.  Maybe they'll award us a run because of my mad guitaring.

1. Has there ever been a better ball player/comedian resemblance than Adam Dunn and Will Farrell. Why has no one pointed this out yet. I feel like Tessa trying to convicne the bachelor that Rianna looks like the tramp that gave Dax the clap on Road Rules 5.
2. Instead of the regular All-Star game this year, why don't we just field a team of Gonzalez's versus a team of Rodriguez's. Are you telling me you wouldn't tune in to watch this? It would be like a Latino Hatfield's vs. McCoy's. You know there's some bad blood there. This is why I should be running a professional league.
3. Narron's about to let Harang blow his own great start. I will now shove knitting needles through my pupils.

Damn Gold Star.

When I played the game, someone gets fired the very next day.

Maybe i'll write some WHILE blasting coeds.  oh man.

No team in MLB is worse than the Reds over their last three games (1-2).

No team in MLB is worse than the Reds over their last ten games (2-8).

No team in MLB is worse than the Reds over their last twenty games (6-14).

No team in MLB is worse than the Reds over their last thirty games (10-20).

Only three teams in MLB are worse than the Reds since the '07 season began.

And I would guess that no many teams are worse than the Reds since the '06 All Star Break.

They fire managers, don't they?

Lest I forget... Crazy mad props to Harang and Arroyo.  (Hell, props to all of our starters!)  Hang in there fellas.  Everybody'll get rollin' on the eight-game Washington/Pittsburgh homestand.